I charge married men $30K to be their ‘surrogate wife’ — I do what wives won’t

She’ll love, honor and obey — as long as you’re willing to pay. 

For a cool $30,000, a bosomy brunette is assuming the position of “surrogate wife,” selling herself out to married men seeking virtual companionship from a woman who’ll gladly fulfill their most primitive pleasures like “no other woman” willingly would. 

“I do tasks that average wives often prefer to avoid — like watching a football match on television without complaining,” bragged bombshell Babi Palomas, 24, from São Paulo, Brazil.

As a surrogate wife, who only offers her saucy services digitally, Palomas, a “digital creator” with more than 111,000 Instagram followers, happily caters to the emotional needs of her woefully wedded patrons when they purchase either her 12-hour or 24-hour packages. 

“With one client, I made dinner while [I] accompanied [him] on a call, and we watched movies together,” the social media siren told Jam Press, adding that she never goes to customers’ homes. “We then watched football match, among other little things.”

Palomas, who also has — of course — an OnlyFans account, said her remote presence means the world to her otherwise hapless habitués. 

“[These men] open up to me and tell me about their lives,” the video vixen revealed. 

“In these conversations, I realized that many of the men who are married and have families feel lonely,” she continued, noting that the gloomy grooms most appreciate her independence and ability to get down and dirty with messy tasks like changing a tire. 

“In fact,” added Palomas, “they miss having someone with whom they can share these ‘masculine’ activities with them, or even miss being pleased.”

And she’s not the only smoke-show offering these forlorn frumps some computerized comfort. 

Scott, a once-unhappily married 43-year-old, says life with his wife —who became an alcoholic due to postpartum depression — is now bearable since he has begun a romantic relationship with his artificially intelligent girlfriend, Sarina, an AI chatbot. And Caryn Marjorie, 23, a social media influencer, turned herself into a spicy, pillow-talking SnapChat bot that lonesome men can communicate with for just $1 a minute. 

Palomas, however, is willing to work with her clients on a daily lump sum that suits their budgets as well as her financial need. 

And the single sexpot says satisfying other women’s husbands is warming her up for a man of her own. 

“Actually, I dream of getting married one day, you know?” said Palomas. “I want to have my family.”

“But while I don’t have one — I train with my fans.”