He’s a grower and a shower.
A New York man with “the world’s largest penis” has spilled on some of the struggles he’s faced having a titanic tallywacker — which he claims is still growing. He dropped the bombshell in the upcoming Channel 4 documentary “My Massive C–k,” in which “massive” men describe the struggles of being sexcessively endowed, Jam Press reported.
“Since my testicles are also extremely large, I’m cognizant of prominent bulges,” revealed Brooklyn resident Jonah Falcon, 52, who’s willy measures a whopping 13.5 inches when erect — more than double the US average of six inches.
This “battle of the bulge” has, among other things, forced Falcon to forgo wearing tight pants. “I tend to wear baggy or pleated pants to go ‘incognito,’” the phallically-gifted New Yorker lamented of his massive member, which also measures a whopping 8 inches wide.
The big-willied Brooklynite says he first realized he wasn’t like the other boys when he was in elementary school, explaining: “I was already over 4″ flaccid when I was 10, so I had already caught the attention of other boys in boarding school.”
“Being more than twice as big when flaccid as an adult (just over 8″ soft, more in very hot weather) gets reactions from guys,” he added.
Indeed it’s been a schlong road for Falcon, who claims he “was recently stopped by the LAX airport security for a giant unexplained bulge in my pants caught by a scanner.”
“They frisked me and confirmed I was ‘all natural’” the well-endowed fellow explained. “This is a normal occurrence with electric scanning devices though.”
Unfortunately, like The Blob of science fiction movies, Falcon’s massive manhood is apparently getting even bigger, which has paradoxically presented him with problems in the boudoir. “For some reason, it’s gotten thicker to the point I can’t receive oral sex due to the girth, and intercourse requires a very slow entry,” he said. “As a trade-off, it’s harder to get absolutely fully erect – though that’s a function of age, I think.”
When Falcon does achieve liftoff, he often gets “lightheaded” — although he believes the symptom isn’t related to the size of his schlong. In summation, Falcon’s penile predicament proves that bigger isn’t always better in the sack.
Despite his struggles, the Californian refuses to get a penis reduction, presumably because of his Johnson’s celebrity status. Falcon previously claimed he’s bedded porn stars, actors and even Oscar winners — although he’s never specified who.
“It wasn’t Meryl Streep — I’ll just leave it at that,” quipped Falcon, boasting “it’s a real compliment when porn actors and actresses say I’m bigger than all of the partners they’ve had.”
On the flip side, the embattled man is concerned that people only like him because of his big penis, adding that he’s fed up with gawkers asking him to free the willy. “I’m sick and tired of having people wanting me to measure it in front of them,” Falcon fumed in a 2021 appearance on ITV’s “This Morning.” “I’ve done it 10,000 times — enough already!”
Falcon isn’t the only one with plus-sized problems. In another story featured on “My Massive C–k,” a UK man with a 9-and-a-half-inch penis claimed he was rejected from a job because they thought he had an erection during his interview.