As above so below, folks. If you’ve been feeling like the world is on fire, the infernal energy is reflected in the cosmic concentration of Aries energy. Adding to the fireworks, the New Moon in Aries arrives, heels blazing on April 17, 2026, at 7:51 a.m. EST at 27°29 Aries. The moon joins the sun, Mercury, Mars, Neptune, Saturn, and Chiron, … Read more
Mars, the planet of war and will, desire and drive, f—ing and fighting, getting it on and getting it done, is leaving the opiate bathtub of Pisces for the flaming codpiece of Aries on April 9, 2026 — a shift from watercolors to arterial spray if you will. Our bro town luminary of high speeds and … Read more
There’s a new moon rising in the sign of dreams, drugs, romantic delusion, poetry, Pina Coladas, trap doors, and transcendence. When is the new moon? The new moon in Pisces peaks on March 18, 2026, at 9:23 p.m. EST New moon in Pisces 2026 A new moon occurs when the moon is in conjunction with … Read more
The year’s first Mercury retrograde is upon us, and this one is a doozy, folks. From February 26 to March 20, Mercury will retrograde in Pisces, the sign where our dear planet of the mind and the mouth is most compromised. You see, folks, at its personal best, Mercury is clear and concise, retrieving information … Read more
The most maligned of all astrological transits, Mercury retrograde is synonymous with misfires, misunderstandings, cancelled flights, and missed connections. “We brace for impact when it comes to Mercury retrograde, often resigning ourselves to three weeks of frustration,” Hong Kong-based certified counselor and award-winning astrologist Letao Wang told The Post. “But what if we’ve been looking at this … Read more
Greetings, star seeds. Mercury retrograde, the most maligned of all astrological transits, is upon us. Beginning February 26, Mercury, our planet of the mind and mouth, so named for the messenger of the gods, will go retrograde in the Care Bear poet placenta of Pisces until March 20. Mercury will then clear its post-retrograde shadow on April … Read more
Buckle up, my babies, we’re in the throes of eclipse season, where nothing is sacred, and no one is safe. In the early hours of March 3, 2026, we’ll be under the skies and the influence of a total lunar Blood Moon eclipse at 12° Virgo. A total lunar eclipse occurs when the Earth casts … Read more
A total lunar eclipse is upon us. In the early hours of March 3, 2026, we’ll be under the skies and the influence of a total lunar Full Worm Blood Moon eclipse at 12° Virgo. In honor of this lunation, author and tarot reader Kerry Ward has pulled a guiding card for each zodiac element. “The full moon lunar eclipse in Virgo signifies a time of culmination and emotional release. It encourages individuals to reflect on their health, daily routines, and self-esteem, … Read more
The first Mercury retrograde of this year is upon us. Running and in some cases ruining the game from February 26 to March 20, this retrograde is going down in the confusing, glitter-clogged, deception-prone, emo storm drain of Pisces. “Pisces is linked to deep emotions, the subconscious, intuition, and the stories we tell ourselves — … Read more
Welcome to March, my dudes — a month that marks the start of a brand-new astrological year. On Tuesday, March 3, we welcome a total lunar eclipse in Virgo, and on March 20, the spring equinox, which opens the flood, or fire gates, of Aries season. We’ll spend the whole of the month under the … Read more
The merry, lion-lamb month of March is here. We begin March under the influence of Mercury retrograde in Pisces. The trickster planet of the mind and the mouth, currency and texts from your wayward ex, will station direct on March 20 but shan’t clear its post-retrograde shadow until April 9. On March 3rd, we welcome … Read more
The year’s first Mercury retrograde is upon us, tying tongues and breaking hearts from February 26 to March 20. This time, the trickster planet of expression and exchange is retrograding in Pisces, the sign of both its detriment and fall. When a planet is in fall or detriment, it is hindered from fully or clearly … Read more
Mercury, our trickster planet of the mind and the mouth, is going retrograde from February 26 to March 20 in the perennially messy and misunderstood sign of Pisces. At its highest expression, Mercury worships at the altar of reason and clarity; Pisces, by nature, does not. What does Mercury retrograde mean? Mercury is the planet of … Read more
On Friday, February 20, Saturn, our daddy planet of responsibility, reality, and limits, will form an exact conjunction with Neptune, our dream-weaving planet of fantasy, spirituality, boundlessness, and escape. The two luminaries will meet in the hot pants, burn the boat, and toddler tantrums, a sign of Aries. When two planets merge like this, so … Read more
History’s in the making — and brimstone’s on the horizon. On Friday, February 20, Saturn, our planet of karma, responsibility, reality, and limits, will form an exact conjunction with Neptune, our dream-weaving planet of fantasy, spirituality, and escape. This conjunction is a rare phenomenon that occurs only every 36 years — making this transit pivotal and its … Read more
Valentine’s Day is upon us. Whether you’re hitched, on Hinge, poly, curious or conscientiously abstaining, love is in the air. The heart-shaped holiday is thick in the collective ether, and some seriously offbeat energy cometh from the cosmos. “With the sun and Mars currently buzzing through Aquarius, the vibe for the lovers’ long weekend is … Read more
There’s a new moon rising in the sign of pay dirt, boot straps, the hard road and the finer things When is the new moon? The new moon in Capricorn peaks on Jan. 18, 2026, at 2:52 p.m. Eastern Time at 28°43 Capricorn. New moon in Capricorn 2026 Below Ward illuminates what lies ahead and … Read more
The first day of the year is behind us, but what remains in its wake is the insidious pressure to start fresh and commit to change. Yet, according to recent statistics, only 9% of Americans follow through on their New Year’s resolutions. If one week into the first month of the year, you’ve already fallen short … Read more
A Full Wolf supermoon is on the rise, folks — peaking on Saturday, January 3, 2026, 5:03 a.m. EST at 13°01 Cancer. This is the first full moon of 2026. During a full moon, the sun and moon are on opposite sides of the Earth and in opposite zodiac signs or polarities. The full moon … Read more
The Full Wolf Supermoon is on the rise, folks — peaking on Saturday, January 3, 2026, 5:03 a.m. EST at 13°01 Cancer. Symbolized by the crab, and ruled by the moon itself, Cancer is the sign of the divine feminine, oceanic emotion, the past, and our longing for it. Full Molf Moon Janury 2026 This … Read more