‘First Roman dildo’ discovery shocks archaeologists: ‘Exciting and intriguing’

‘First Roman dildo’ discovery shocks archaeologists: ‘Exciting and intriguing’

Dil-do as the Romans do. UK archaeologists were flabbergasted after discovering that a 2,000-year-old “sewing tool” could potentially be the only known life-size Roman dildo. They detailed the alleged phallic first in the journal Antiquity. “I have to confess, part of me thinks it’s kind of self-evident that it is a penis,” said Dr. Rob … Read more

‘Dildo bandit’ caught on camera stealing large sex toy from adult shop

‘Dildo bandit’ caught on camera stealing large sex toy from adult shop

A kinky thief is on the run after pocketing a “very big” dildo from an adult store in regional Queensland, Australia. The Toowoomba Chronicle reported the owner of Love Heart Adult Shop owner arrived at the store on January 21 to find its “largest tester” missing. “It didn’t take long to track down where it went,” Ash, … Read more