May is National Masturbation Month: Embrace the new self-love technique for your zodiac sign

May is National Masturbation Month: Embrace the new self-love technique for your zodiac sign

Happy National Masturbation Month, folks! May was designated the season of self-gratification way back in 1995. The year prior, then-President Bill Clinton fired Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders for suggesting masturbation be taught as part of the sex-ed curriculum. In self-stimulating solidarity, the infamous San Francisco sex shop Good Vibrations decreed that the merry month … Read more

There’s a zodiac sign for every song on Taylor Swift’s ‘Tortured Poets Department’

There’s a zodiac sign for every song on Taylor Swift’s ‘Tortured Poets Department’

Gather round we’re talking “Tortured Poets.” T Swift’s eleventh studio album (and surprise double album) was delivered unto us last week and while the reviews have been an extreme mix, the fanfare is without equal. The Post’s Chuck Arnold writes, “There is plenty of “Bad Blood” spilled on Swift’s latest. And with the raw honesty and … Read more

Do you have a ‘floordrobe’? If you struggle to put laundry away, it could be a sign of this

Do you have a ‘floordrobe’? If you struggle to put laundry away, it could be a sign of this

So your clothes are kept in the basket or splayed on your bed for a little bit too long on laundry days — aren’t we all a little guilty of that? According to Jeff Rice, an ADHD coach and author, the cluttered “floordrobe” could be a symptom of attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder (ADHD). However, one expert told The … Read more

New footage shows woman who used dead uncle to ‘sign’ bank loan arriving by taxi — with driver helping move the body

New footage shows woman who used dead uncle to ‘sign’ bank loan arriving by taxi — with driver helping move the body

It should have been a dead giveaway. The Brazilian woman who took her dead uncle into a bank to sign a loan in her name arrived there by taxi — with video even showing the driver helping her move the corpse from his car. Érika de Souza Vieira Nunes was arrested Tuesday after taking the … Read more

4/20 Day 2024 is near — what stoner snack are you based on your zodiac sign?

4/20 Day 2024 is near — what stoner snack are you based on your zodiac sign?

It’s the highest of holidays, folks. On April 20, the stone prone among us celebrate cannabis Christmas. As of this year, 24 states and the District of Columbia have legalized small amounts of marijuana for medical and recreational use, recognizing getting high as an acceptable pursuit of happiness. According to PBS, the origins of 4/20 … Read more

Is ‘Bluey’ ending? Parents are freaking out over ‘The Sign’ episode

Is ‘Bluey’ ending? Parents are freaking out over ‘The Sign’ episode

Reports of “Bluey’s” demise are a bit premature. Rumors that the children’s animated series is ending have parents across the globe freaking out — and were fueled by the show’s supersized 28-minute Season 3 finale, “The Sign,” which could have been interpreted as closing a chapter in the life of the little Blue Heeler dog … Read more

The National Park you should visit this spring based on your zodiac sign

The National Park you should visit this spring based on your zodiac sign

Pulitzer prize-winning Aquarius novelist Wallace Stegner maintained, “National parks are the best idea we ever had. Absolutely American, absolutely democratic, they reflect us at our best rather than our worst.” Our civic best is comprised of 58 national parks, and 333 national monuments and historic sites. The National Park Service is represented in 49 out … Read more

The ultimate spring cleaning checklist for each zodiac sign

The ultimate spring cleaning checklist for each zodiac sign

Birds are singing, flowers are blooming, daylight is going the extra mile — and Aries season is raging. Yes, friends, spring hath sprung and with it the ancient call to begin again. Human behavior is intrinsically tied to seasonal patterns and natural cycles. Our energy levels dip when less daylight is available as darkness triggers … Read more

Lizzo says she ‘quits,’ tired of being ‘dragged’ by public: ‘Didn’t sign up for this s–t’

Lizzo says she ‘quits,’ tired of being ‘dragged’ by public: ‘Didn’t sign up for this s–t’

Lizzo says she is “quitting” — seemingly the music industry — months after her former backup dancers accused her of sexual harassment, body-shaming and creating a hostile work environment in a lawsuit. The 35-year-old “Truth Hurts” singer posted a statement to her Instagram on Friday, telling her 12.1 million followers, “I’m getting tired of putting up … Read more

Fried chicken chain puts hilarious typo in sign: ‘Ridiculous and sad!’

Fried chicken chain puts hilarious typo in sign: ‘Ridiculous and sad!’

More like Bo-jumbles. A Bojangles Cajun restaurant undergoing renovations near Raleigh, North Carolina, accidentally misspelled the chain’s name on an outdoor sign as seen in hilarious photos blowing up online. “I saw the sign and I was looking at it, and I’m like, ‘It’s not right,’” eyewitness Gonzalez Espinosa told USA Today of the recent … Read more

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs flashes peace sign days after bombshell sex trafficking raid

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs flashes peace sign days after bombshell sex trafficking raid

Sean “Diddy” Combs stepped out with his twin daughters in Miami Thursday night — just days after it emerged he’s embroiled in a federal sex trafficking probe. The 54-year-old rapper flashed a peace sign as he took his 17-year-old daughters, Jessie and D’Lila, for a round at Top Golf in Miami Gardens. The music mogul … Read more

Migraines an ‘important’ warning sign for strokes in young adults: new research

Migraines an ‘important’ warning sign for strokes in young adults: new research

Here’s another headache for millennials and Gen Zers — if they suffer from migraines, they may face an increased risk of stroke, new research finds. The study authors found that nontraditional stroke risk factors, such as migraines, blood clotting disorders, kidney failure, and autoimmune diseases, were “significantly associated” with the incidence of strokes in adults … Read more

Why Calvin Ridley’s wife preferred he not sign with Patriots

Why Calvin Ridley’s wife preferred he not sign with Patriots

Climate appeared to factor into Calvin Ridley’s free-agency decision-making. The newly signed Titans wide receiver apparently passed on an opportunity to play for the Patriots due to his wife’s wishes to remain in the South, New England owner Robert Kraft said Tuesday during the NFL owners’ meetings in Orlando, Fla. “There was one outstanding receiver … Read more

Nearly half of daters reject romantic partners based on their astrological sign: survey

Nearly half of daters reject romantic partners based on their astrological sign: survey

Nearly half of all Australians believe star sign compatibility is important when finding a romantic partner, new research has found. A Tinder study has revealed a staggering 42 percent of Australians turn to astrology to guide their love lives, while 30 percent of Gen Zs globally admit to checking a date’s star sign before meeting … Read more

This surprising symptom could be an early sign of dementia

This surprising symptom could be an early sign of dementia

A British doctor shared a surprisingly warning sign of dementia — the mind-deteriorating condition that afflicts more than 55 million worldwide. The obvious symptoms of dementia include memory loss, but Dr. Ahmad Khundakar told Express in an interview published Saturday that difficulty swallowing could be an early indicator of the disorder. In fact, the unusual … Read more

How to know when menstrual pain may be a sign of a more serious condition

How to know when menstrual pain may be a sign of a more serious condition

Endometriosis is a common but often misunderstood and underdiagnosed serious medical condition and can often be mistaken for menstrual pain. The uterus is lined with tissue that grows and is shed during the menstrual cycle. Endometriosis occurs when this so-called endometrial tissue grows in areas where it should not, such as the pelvis and other … Read more

Kate Middleton is a Capricorn queen — how her sign has impacted her Photoshop drama

Kate Middleton is a Capricorn queen — how her sign has impacted her Photoshop drama

While her title is HRH The Princess of Wales, Kate Middleton, with her impeccable tailoring, steely reserve, penchant for “editing,” and avoidance of vulnerability is every strategic stitch a Capricorn queen. Our lady of the structured shoulder pads has long been a source of tabloid fixation, but her recent press coverage is a downright PSA … Read more

Is it written in the stars? Find out which Oscar 2024-nominated movie matches your zodiac sign

Is it written in the stars? Find out which Oscar 2024-nominated movie matches your zodiac sign

It’s that time of the year when red carpets unfurl, cleavage heaves and the academy recognizes and gilds the cinematic achievements of the year past. The list of nominees in the Best Picture category is ten deep in 2024, including such sunny subject matter as the holocaust, the atomic bomb, domestic violence, patriarchal oppression, systematic … Read more

This is the single worst sign that your relationship is doomed: experts

This is the single worst sign that your relationship is doomed: experts

If your relationship is galloping toward Splitsville then it may be time to get off your high horse. Couples coach Debbie Rivers told the Daily Mail that contempt is “the biggest predictor that you are headed for a breakup or a divorce.” Contempt is characterized by the feeling that some person is inferior, and presents … Read more

Sign in Washington hacked to display surprising warning about ‘angry raccoons’

Sign in Washington hacked to display surprising warning about ‘angry raccoons’

Good news and bad news for residents of Spokane, Washington: While there have been no reports of “angry raccoons” threatening the public, the city does, however, seem to have a prankster on its hands. On Wednesday, Feb. 28, drivers on Northwest Boulevard in Spokane were greeted with a most unusual message on a construction sign.  Instead of … Read more