Dak Prescott dumps on all his foes in colon cancer testing ad


Dak Prescott gives a s–t.

The Cowboys star is motivated to prevent colon cancer, perhaps a bigger task than preventing the Eagles from winning the NFC East.

Prescott teamed with Learn From Behind, whose mission is to prevent colon cancer, for an advertisement the quarterback shared on X.


Dak Prescott stars in a new colon cancer commercial.
Dak Prescott stars in a new colon cancer commercial. Dak Prescott on X

“Probably gonna get a lot of $h!t for this,” Prescott wrote.

Viewers noticed that the ad snuck in some shots at other NFL clubs.

“If you’re prescribed a home screen kit like this, grab the sample collection container and place a sticker of something you want to s–t on right on the underside,” Prescott said.

Idea for stickers included references to Prescott’s NFL foes with a raven, falcon, ram, viking, buffalo, panther, dolphin, lion, bronco, eagle, the color brown, bear, cardinal, buccaneer, jet, 49er and even a referee.

“Not a fan of marine life? Slap it on. Have issues with old-time prospectors? Boom. It works with anything, from colors to large predatory birds.”

This season, Prescott is a leading candidate to win the NFL MVP award heading into this weekend’s high-profile “Sunday Night Football” showdown against the Eagles.


Dak Prescott's new commercial appeared to playfully take shots at other NFL teams.
Dak Prescott’s new commercial appeared to playfully take shots at other NFL teams. Dak Prescott on X

Prescott has accumulated 3,234 yards through the air and has thrown 26 touchdowns to just six interceptions for the 9-3 Cowboys, who have a grip on the top NFC wild-card spot entering Week 14.

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The Mississippi State alum has also completed 70.1 percent of his passes and has a career-high quarterback rating of 108.3.



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