Spendthrift is the new sexy.
An innocent selfie posted by a man eager to show off his new Kirkland dress shirt has Costco fans — and the internet — exclaiming over the handsome fella’s cost-efficient get-up.
“Ready for court in my Kirkland Signature dress shirt,” the Costco shopper and international man of mystery — known only by the username computerworlds — recently posted to Reddit, explaining that he bought the shirt on sale for roughly $12.
It didn’t take the social media jury long to deliberate.
“You have the right to remain fabulous!” one user wrote.
“Yes, daddy, slay!” another cheered.
“It looks better than my $140 [Ralph Lauren] Polo shirt,” a fellow Redditor admitted.
The secretive stud, who was sporting the discount duds for jury duty, was quick to humbly admit to his new admirers that he was “sucking in my gut a bit in this pic.”
The responses to the post quickly descended into dad joke territory — some of them so punny they ought to be thrown in jail.
“Hopefully the judge finds you guilty … of wearing quality fashions at sensible prices,” wrote one.
“And felony larceny because at that price the shirt was stolen,” another user commented.
“And arson, because you are smokin’,” a fellow Redditor chimed in.
“And manslaughter for stopping my heart,” the comment thread concluded.
Besides the growing crowd falling head over heels for the smart shopper, others showed up to admit to wearing similar get-ups on their own big days in front of the judge — and in the boardroom.
“I am a lawyer, and I rock the [Kirkland] white button downs to court on the regular,” wrote one user.
“I have def worn a Costco shirt to meetings on Wall St.,” a fellow savvy buyer added.