Red alert! There’s been an accident at the Pottery Barn Warehouse!
The machines that manufacture the tasteful throws, cozy blankets, handsome bed frames, and durable rugs has gone haywire, resulting in a massive surplus of all of those items, and more!
To help offload their product, Pottery Barn is hosting a huge Fall Warehouse sale to try to turn a profit on their high-quality home furnishings!
We kid. Well, half.
There is a Fall Warehouse Sale, but there wasn’t actually an accident at the Pottery Barn Warehouse (as far as we know). But with prices this good — up to 70% bestselling home furnishings — a story that outlandish is almost believable.
From now until November 11th, Pottery Barn is offering up to 70% off select home furnishings, including blankets, lamps, pillows, quilts, tables, dishware, and more.
Below, we’ve picked out 10 of their bestsellers, all great deals thanks to their Fall Warehouse Sale. We’re sorry for scaring you at the top of the article, but we hope, perusing these deals, that you can find it in your heart to forgive us.
1. Chunky Wool/Jute Rug, $199-$1,619, original price range: $199-$1,799
This funky, chunky wool and jute rug comes in a wide variety of sizes, (and shapes, including circular), but the best deal is on the 9’x12′, marked down $1,169 from $1,299. Save over $100 dollars on this comfy, versatile rug, and make your living or dining room the talk of the town. Did you hear about the deal they got on that rug? And the accident at the Pottery Barn Warehouse?
Select sizes and colors of this gorgeous pick-stitched Handcrafted Cotton and Linen Quilt have been marked down over $30 for Pottery Barn’s Warehouse Sale. Available in 11 colors, including brick, chambray, and red, Pottery Barn promises that each of these quilts costs 3 days to stitch by hand. So if you aren’t going to capitalize on this deal, you better start soon.
Save big on Hydrocotton Quick-Dry washcloths, with some colors now on offer at just $1.99. However long you’ve owned the washcloths you do now, it’s probably time to replace them. With colored sets like chocolate and heathered oatmeal, these deals are almost good enough to eat!
It’s November, and in New York, that means it’s getting colder. But you can enjoy a BBQ on your patio year round, (and for cheap!) with this Pottery Barn deal on a Standing Outdoor Patio Heater, marked down $90. This easy-to-use heater includes a wide heat range, able to last you from “it’s nippy outside” to “full-blown snowstorm.”
Select colors of Pottery Barn’s Colossal Handknit Throw are marked down $30, making this possibly the coziest deal of PB’s Fall Warehouse Sale. Cuddle up in an Ivory, Grape Leaf, Chambray, Putty, Bronze, Cardinal, Navy, Washed Black, or Dark Adobe blankat, and save!
6. Toulouse Bed, $1,699-$1,869, original price range: $1,999-$2,199
This handsome Toulouse Bed in Charcoal is marked down significantly in both Queen and King sizes. You’ll practically feel like royalty with how much extra walking-around money you’ll have after saving over $300 through the Pottery Barn Fall Warehouse Sale. When they say this bed is fit for a King (or Queen), they mean it!
We simply had to shine a light on this deal. This hand-blown Flynn Recycled Glass Pendant, with Bronze finish, is marked down $30 for Pottery Barn’s Fall Warehouse Sale. Pottery Barn boasts their artisan approach, writing that each pendant will vary “subtly from piece to piece.” Haven’t they always said that art is a good investment?
8. Velvet Lattice Quilt, $269-$349, original price range: $299-$349
When you hear the words “Velvet,” “Lattice,” and “Quilt,” what’s the first word you think of? We thought of “comfort,” too. Available in either King or Queen sizes, and 7 colors (Loden, Taupe, Gray, Dark Smoke, Cobalt, Cognac, and Ruby), these are savings you can really sink into.
Thanks to all these savings from Pottery Barn, your house looks phenomenal. Reflect that back with one more deal, the Kensington Double Wide Mirror with French Cleat Mount, marked down almost $100. Available at the $636 price-point in Chrome, Polished Nickel, Brass, and Tumbled Brass, these savings help us see the world better.
Last but not least, Pottery Barn’s Marshmallow Blanket, in White (the color of a marshmallow, duh), is $20 cheaper, and no less snuggly. Under this blanket, you won’t care about much besides how nice the back of your eyelids look, but we promise you’ll still remember the savings.
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