I can’t run or ride rollercoasters because of my huge boobs — but I have no regrets

Unfortunately, you gotta be this “small” to ride.

A Texas woman who dropped thousands of dollars to “supersize” her boobs claims that her cans are so cumbersome that she can’t run or ride a rollercoaster.

“Sometimes you have to give other things up to get what you want,” Katy Ann told Jam Press of her behemoth breasts, which she frequently flaunts to her over 103,000 followers on Instagram.

The can-fluencer had her first boob job when she was 20 years old, transforming from a C to a D cup.

From there, Ann embarked on a breast augmentation marathon, going under the knife three more times. When she was done, her assets weighed ten pounds, proving that perhaps everything is indeed bigger in Texas.

She is now reportedly a size 30 J.

Supersizing her chest did not come cheap.

The investor shelled out a cool $38,000 on her bust as well as another $62,000 on other cosmetic surgeries, including two butt augmentations, skin-tightening surgery and noninvasive procedures such as Botox and lip fillers.

Thankfully the bombshell, who is currently working on getting her real estate license, had a backer to cover her body-embellishing pilgrimage, explaining: “A majority of it was funded by sugar daddies.”

While this mission might seem frivolous or superficial, Ann claims that her image-enhancing campaign was worth it.

“If I have the time, money, and ambition to change my body, and I can safely do it – then why not?” she reasoned. “I wasn’t born ‘perfect’ so thank goodness for gyms, hair stylists, nutritionists and surgeons.”

Of course, having kettle bell-esque breasts isn’t without its downsides, namely buying clothing that fits her monumental mammaries.

“Tops that aren’t made of spandex or a stretchy material are incredibly hard to fit properly into,” the social media star lamented. “I just can’t walk into any lingerie store or section and buy bras.

She continued, “There are a few shops that carry my size or I need to have custom-made bras/tops by a tailor.”

Not only that but Ann’s surgeon reportedly restricted her from running as “high-impact activities and weight” will make her boobs “saggy,” she claimed.

“When I do exercise, I will wear two bras and a sports bra for maximum support,” she said, adding that going on rollercoasters is also “tricky.”

“The shoulder restraint squishes my enormous boobs and the few times I did go on a roller coaster there was an element of new excitement because I was worried the shoulder restraint didn’t lock properly.”

The internet personality marks the latest in a long line of women whose gargantuan cans pose enormous problems.

Past big bust issues of note have included everything from an inability to fit into cars to allegedly getting discriminated against on social media.

And the hurdles aren’t just physical.

Ann says she receive both positive and negative attention while at the swimming pool.

“One thing I would like to point out is that yes, I am totally and completely aware that my breast augmentations are extreme,” she said. “This look is certainly an acquired aesthetic taste.”

Nonetheless, Ann feels that supersizing was worth the sacrifice, explaining. “I understood going into this super busty lifestyle [that] certain things and activities in my life would need to be modified, if not stopped,” she said. “That’s the way life is.”

Thankfully Ann says she’s “happy” with her decision. “At this point in my life, I personally am enjoying them,” she said, adding that she doesn’t plan on saying ta-ta to her breasts anytime soon.

But she also knows the future is uncertain.

“I make plans and God laughs, so who knows?” Ann said. “I could wake up tomorrow and start removing all my plastic surgery or I could go get more.”

She added, “But with the advances of modern medicine, I can have a breast reduction anytime and not look so outlandish.”