Christmas is around the corner — and who wouldn’t want to celebrate the holidays in an actual gingerbread house made entirely out of Pop-Tarts?
On Zillow, an off-the-market home described as the Pop-Tarts Gingerbread Lodge at 1 Kellogg’s Square has been listed.
And it looks, well, delicious.
The only problem? It’s probably meant for one of Santa’s little helpers.
Spanning a tiny 35 square feet, Pop-Tarts described the home as “just north of the Wild Berry Woods in the foothills of the Applefritterlachians.”
The pantry-style farmhouse features “frosted finishings” and “a toasty interior,” the listing notes.
Features include a baked kitchen and living room with a frosted chocolate-chip archway.
To celebrate their limited-edition gingerbread Pop-Tarts flavor, the company has featured the home on the real estate site.
According to the listing, the home features built-in frosted raspberry cabinets, with frosted cookies-and-creme counter space. The living room comes with a “crafted Eggo Frosted Maple Flavor” area rug with mid-century modern Frosted Chocolate Fudge furnishings, the listing adds. It also comes with frosted gingerbread Pop-Tarts above the fireplace, posing as an art piece.
The bedroom features Frosted Apple Fritter wallpaper and a sun-drenched reading nook, which “looks out on all .0006 acres of property,” the listing says.
and Eggo Frosted Maple Flavor wallpaper.
It “is fit for a full-on party that is anything but cookie-cutter,” the listing jokes.
“This pastoral palace has to be seen – and tasted – to be believed.”