Sweet-looking stray dog branded ‘a–hole’ in successful adoption ploy: ‘Could take on a Rottweiler and win’

A sweet-looking dog named Eddie comes with a warning label!

The Humane Society of Wichita County, Texas, posted a photo of a small black dog with adorable hazel eyes and told potential adopters not to be fooled by his innocent air earlier this month.

“This is Eddie, Eddie is an a–hole,” the post read alongside a photo of the dog in a sweater. “He’s 17 pounds and could take on a Rottweiler and win.”

But it doesn’t get much better for the little dog, as the pet organization didn’t stop there.

Little Eddie might melt your heart, but he’ll also back you up in a fight, the humane society said.

“If you got into a bar fight, Eddie would back you up and take on all 5 guys, put his cigarette out on their forehead and not spilling a drop of his beer while doing it,” the post read.

In addition, Eddie has a Bronx attitude and they suspected if he was human, he’d be “wearing a wife beater t-shirt and a tattoo that says MOM on his arm.”

“So, if you think you are man enough to adopt him, please be our guest,” the society begged. “We want Eddie out of here because he scares our big dogs.”

And luckily for Eddie, he was adopted and he snuggled up to his new owner right away.

“As long as they keep his cigarettes and beer well stocked and keep him away from bulldogs eyeing him up across the courtyard (although I’m pretty sure he could easily whoop ’em), he’s going to be just fine!” the Humane Society happily wrote.

His new owners posted a photo of him in the comment and the little dog’s mean attitude seemed to melt away as he curled up around his owner on the couch.