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Millennials lose their minds over $500 keychain with summer camp nostalgia

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Millennials lose their minds over 0 keychain with summer camp nostalgia

You’ve gotta be Y2Kidding me! Millennial mouths are outraged as a designer has just slapped a steep price tag on a beloved 2000s arts and crafts creation.  “Miu Miu done lost their rabbit a-s mind selling gimp keychains for $480,” groaned a youngish grownup on X, née Twitter, of the Italian label’s new line of luxury accessories. Millennials … Read more

TSA warns of uptick in concealed ‘cat eyes’ keychain weapon

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TSA warns of uptick in concealed ‘cat eyes’ keychain weapon

Hell-no Kitty. Transportation Security Administration officials in Albany are warning travelers about a concerning uptick in innocuous-looking concealed weapons called “cat eyes.” “The frequency in which we are seeing these items among carry-on items is disappointing,” Bart R. Johnson, the TSA Federal Security Director for 13 airports in Upstate New York, lamented in a statement. These … Read more