Bill Simmons’ epic post-colonoscopy Jaylen Brown trade reaction: ‘I had a Paul George rammed up my ass’
Bill Simmons wasn’t coherent. He’d just woken up from anesthesia. But when his wife picked him up from his colonoscopy Wednesday, she revealed news to her husband that he couldn’t believe: Jaylen Brown was traded to the 76ers for a package including Paul George. “I think I’m dead. I think I died. The anesthesia killed … Read more