Beer and loathing on the Champagne trail.
US beer importers had a brewed awakening after Belgian customs officials destroyed a massive cache of Miller High Life over using “Champagne” in its nickname.
Agents reportedly seized 2,352 cans of the American discount beverage in February after it arrived in Antwerp en route to Germany, CBS reported.
They then opened each can and dumped the offending suds out like something from an old “Prohibition”-era newsreel.
This “Boston Tea Party”-esque destruction was executed at the behest of the Comité Champagne — the committee designated to protect the French sparkly wine’s distinction that was unhappy with the brew’s slogan dubbing it the “Champagne of Beers.”
According to European law, goods can’t be imported with the name “Champagne” unless they hail from that specific region in Southwest France.
Naturally, they didn’t feel that the Milwaukee, Wisconsin-brewed bargain brew — which has carried the moniker since 1906 — fit the bill.
Belgian customs boss Kristian Vanderwaeren told reporters that the motto went against “protected designation of origin ‘Champagne,’ and this goes against European regulations.”
The case is peculiar, given that Molson Coors Beverage Co — Miller High Life’s parent company — does not currently export it to the EU, AP reported.
Meanwhile, Belgian customs officials declined to divulge who made the order.
Molson Coors Beverage Co. has since weighed in on the destruction of its suds.
Reps for the beer purveyor acknowledged that while the company “respects local restrictions” around the Champagne designation, they’re not ashamed of the product or its slogan.
“We remain proud of Miller High Life, its nickname and its Milwaukee, Wisconsin, provenance,” the company said. “We invite our friends in Europe to the U.S. any time to toast the High Life together.”