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Greta Gerwig co-signs Jo Koy’s joke about Barbie and her ‘big boobies’: ‘He was right on’

Greta Gerwig co-signs Jo Koy’s joke about Barbie and her ‘big boobies’: ‘He was right on’

Life in plastic is back to being fantastic. “Barbie” director Greta Gerwig said Wednesday that she agrees with Jo Koy‘s joke that her box office hit was based “on a plastic doll with big boobies.” The joke came during Koy’s opening monologue for Sunday’s award ceremony, where he stated that: “‘Oppenheimer’ is based on a … Read more

Megyn Kelly slams Taylor Swift for making the ‘wrong move’ after Golden Globes joke

Megyn Kelly slams Taylor Swift for making the ‘wrong move’ after Golden Globes joke

Megyn Kelly just wants Swift to shake it off. The TV personality slammed Taylor Swift after the singer appeared to stare down Golden Globes host Jo Koy when he made a joke about her and boyfriend Travis Kelce on Sunday night. Koy, 52, kicked off his disastrous hosting gig by stating: “The big difference between … Read more

Jim Gaffigan’s ‘pedophile’ joke at Golden Globes falls flat after Jeffrey Epstein’s docs drop

Jim Gaffigan’s ‘pedophile’ joke at Golden Globes falls flat after Jeffrey Epstein’s docs drop

Jim Gaffigan made a risky joke during Sunday night’s Golden Globes.  While he was onstage introducing the Best Performance in a Stand-Up Comedy on Television category, the comedian, 57, said, “This is so exciting for me. The Golden Globes, I mean, I can’t even believe I’m in the entertainment industry. I can’t, you know, it’s … Read more

Taylor Swift gives host Jo Koy a ‘deadly stare’ after ‘unnecessarily rude’ Golden Globes joke

Taylor Swift gives host Jo Koy a ‘deadly stare’ after ‘unnecessarily rude’ Golden Globes joke

Taylor Swift felt bad blood toward 2024 Golden Globe Awards host, Jo Koy. Swift, 34, went without her NFL player beau, Travis Kelce, to attend the 81st Golden Globe Awards solo. During the ceremony, the Golden Globes host, comedian Jo Koy, called out the NFL’s outsized interest in Swift when he quipped onstage, “The big difference … Read more

J.J. Watt makes Jeffrey Epstein list joke on ‘Pat McAfee Show’ after Aaron Rodgers controversy

J.J. Watt makes Jeffrey Epstein list joke on ‘Pat McAfee Show’ after Aaron Rodgers controversy

J.J. Watt couldn’t help himself when he appeared on Wednesday’s edition of “The Pat McAfee Show.”  The sports talk program found itself in the headlines on Tuesday thanks to Aaron Rodgers after the Jets quarterback appeared to suggest that ABC late-night host Jimmy Kimmel would be named in court documents containing a list linking individuals … Read more

Hermès blasted for $125 envelope: ‘We’re literally just a joke to rich people’

Hermès blasted for 5 envelope: ‘We’re literally just a joke to rich people’

For this price, it better deliver. Hermès is getting teased for pushing the envelope by selling a single paper envelope for about $125. The luxury design company, famed for its much-beloved Birkin handbags, offers a range of expensive stationery items that are raising eyebrows. The signature A5 orange Hermès paper envelope, at 8.26 inches long … Read more

Unrecognizable John Rzeznik hates the Goo Goo Dolls band name: It was ‘a joke’

Unrecognizable John Rzeznik hates the Goo Goo Dolls band name: It was ‘a joke’

He’s not going to let this slide. Goo Goo Dolls frontman John Rzeznik still hates the band name nearly 30 years later. The nearly unrecognizable musician, 57, recalled the night the group decided on the name during a recent episode of drummer Kenny Aronoff’s podcast, The Kenny Aronoff Sessions. “I still hate the name of … Read more

‘Jeopardy!’ host Ken Jennings under fire for ‘tasteless’ joke about the elderly

‘Jeopardy!’ host Ken Jennings under fire for ‘tasteless’ joke about the elderly

Ken Jennings has landed himself in some hot water. On last night’s episode of “Jeopardy!” Jennings made a remark about people in assisted living facilities that offended some viewers, and they were quick to air their grievances on social media. During the interview portion of the game show, which is currently airing the Champions Wildcard tournament, the … Read more

Peyton Manning takes bizarre shot at Jets with Taylor Swift joke at CMA Awards 2023

Peyton Manning takes bizarre shot at Jets with Taylor Swift joke at CMA Awards 2023

Not even the CMA Awards is safe from the Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce mania — and somehow the Jets are catching strays.  Awards show hosts Peyton Manning and Luke Bryan couldn’t help but slip in a joke about the hottest topic on the planet during their opening monologue at Bridgestone Arena in Nashville on Wednesday. … Read more

Mandy Moore slams SAG-AFTRA over strict Halloween costume rules: ‘Is this a joke?’

Mandy Moore slams SAG-AFTRA over strict Halloween costume rules: ‘Is this a joke?’

Time to trash your Barbie-pink dresses and Oppenheimer hats because SAG-AFTRA isn’t having it this Halloween. Mandy Moore has slammed the guild’s recent Halloween costume rules, as the actor’s union has created very tight guidelines for striking performers who want to dress up as film and TV characters this year for the spooky holiday. The … Read more

Broncos’ Russell Wilson’s wife Ciara: Co-parenting with Future is a joke

Broncos’ Russell Wilson’s wife Ciara: Co-parenting with Future is a joke

Ciara’s reaction said it all. The singer — who is expecting her third child with her husband, Denver Broncos quarterback Russell Wilson — was seemingly left speechless, and couldn’t stop laughing when asked about her co-parenting relationship with her ex-fiancé, Future. During an interview with “The Shade Room,” Ciara, 37, who shares her son Future Zahir, … Read more

Sofía Vergara storms off ‘America’s Got Talent’ after Howie Mandel cracks single joke

Sofía Vergara storms off ‘America’s Got Talent’ after Howie Mandel cracks single joke

Howie caused an owie. Sofía Vergara walked off the “America’s Got Talent” stage Wednesday after Howie Mandel made a joke about the “Modern Family” star being single. The wisecrack came when Vergara, 51, was selected by fellow judge Simon Cowell to take a lie detector test live on the show. Sitting on a throne constructed … Read more

Matt Ryan roasted with ‘28-3’ joke by CBS commentator in broadcasting debut

Matt Ryan roasted with ‘28-3’ joke by CBS commentator in broadcasting debut

Former Falcons quarterback Matt Ryan opened a new chapter of his career Sunday with a painful reminder of his past. When commentating on the Vikings’ season opener against the Buccaneers in Minnesota, Ryan — who joined CBS earlier this year — was ribbed by play-by-play announcer Andrew Catalon over Atlanta’s infamous Super Bowl collapse in … Read more

Ryan Clark blames Tua Tagovailoa feud on ‘bad joke’

Ryan Clark blames Tua Tagovailoa feud on ‘bad joke’

Ryan Clark apologized Thursday over his previous barbs at Tua Tagovailoa, who curtly told the ESPN analyst to keep “my name out your mouth” earlier in the week. In a video posted on Twitter, the former Steelers defensive back elaborated on his earlier remarks — in which he said the Dolphins quarterback looked “heavy” and … Read more

Paige Spiranac kicks off British Open with Phil Mickelson ‘eye contact’ joke

Paige Spiranac kicks off British Open with Phil Mickelson ‘eye contact’ joke

Paige Spiranac kicked off the 151st Open Championship this week by cracking a joke at the expense of one of golf’s biggest stars. Taking to Twitter on Wednesday, the “Playing A Round” podcast host, 30, shared a photo of Phil Mickelson taking in a practice round at Royal Liverpool Golf Club, where the 2013 British … Read more

‘Jeopardy!’ host Ken Jennings shocks fans as he makes NSFW joke

‘Jeopardy!’ host Ken Jennings shocks fans as he makes NSFW joke

Ken Jennings is feeling a little thirsty, apparently. This week, the “Jeopardy!” host made an NSFW joke on Twitter, and it sent some fans into a tizzy. Jennings reposted a screenshot of an article from Fox News about Anji Nyquist, a “Jeopardy!” champion who had been named the “hottest contestant ever” by fans and recently … Read more

My ‘objection’ joke ruined my best friend’s wedding — should they forgive me?

My ‘objection’ joke ruined my best friend’s wedding — should they forgive me?

A rude wedding guest’s decision to speak now instead of holding his peace turned the lovebirds’ dream nuptials into a nightmare. The groom’s best friend detailed his outrageous “objection” joke that nearly tanked the couple’s happy day, as documented in a viral Reddit thread. “Recently I attended my best friend’s wedding,” the anonymous author wrote … Read more

Ted Zhar makes six figures from NYC TikToks that started ‘as a joke’

Ted Zhar makes six figures from NYC TikToks that started ‘as a joke’

Asking people how they make money is one New Yorker’s livelihood.  Edward Zharnitsky, 28, spends his work days wandering the streets of the Big Apple, filming unassuming passersby while asking, “What do you do for a living?” He uploads their responses to social media — and earns a six-figure salary in the process. Zharnitsky films … Read more

Rob Schneider reveals the joke that made Trump say he hated him: ‘Was not happy’

Rob Schneider reveals the joke that made Trump say he hated him: ‘Was not happy’

Rob Schneider looked to “cancel” cancel culture with his illustrious stand-up comedy special “Rob Schneider: Woke Up in America,” a hilarious take on the current events of modern America that debuted on Fox Nation earlier this week. The actor and comedian proved he hasn’t lost his luster, keeping the audience in stitches by wisecracking on … Read more

Kendrick Perkins duped by viral Jonathan Kuminga Twitter joke: ‘Hate this damn app’

Kendrick Perkins duped by viral Jonathan Kuminga Twitter joke: ‘Hate this damn app’

Fool me once … I’m Kendrick Perkins. The former NBA big man and current ESPN analyst was duped by a viral Twitter rumor about Warriors forward Jonathan Kuminga, falsely claiming he had shot up to 7-foot-2. “From reports, I’m hearing that Jonathan Kuminga is now 7-2,” Perkins said on “SportsCenter” Tuesday. “The kid has gotten … Read more