Woman booted from plane after sex toy starts buzzing in suitcase: ‘Mortified’

Woman booted from plane after sex toy starts buzzing in suitcase: ‘Mortified’

She aroused suspicion with this weapon of mass seduction. A female plane passenger was left mortified after a vibrator began buzzing in her suitcase shortly before takeoff, with crew ordering her to disembark the aircraft and reveal the noisy contents of her carry-on. The embarrassing ordeal was filmed by the flier’s friend and posted to … Read more

Aussie KMart customers left flustered by this ‘x-rated’ candle

Aussie KMart customers left flustered by this ‘x-rated’ candle

People are losing their minds over a new phallic-shaped item that has just landed at Kmart. The $5 product was photographed and posted online on Friday, with shoppers left scratching their heads over what it could be. In a Reddit post titled “OK, didn’t expect to see this at Kmart today…” the user shared a … Read more

‘First Roman dildo’ discovery shocks archaeologists: ‘Exciting and intriguing’

‘First Roman dildo’ discovery shocks archaeologists: ‘Exciting and intriguing’

Dil-do as the Romans do. UK archaeologists were flabbergasted after discovering that a 2,000-year-old “sewing tool” could potentially be the only known life-size Roman dildo. They detailed the alleged phallic first in the journal Antiquity. “I have to confess, part of me thinks it’s kind of self-evident that it is a penis,” said Dr. Rob … Read more

Mom makes X-rated find in kid’s party store: ‘I couldn’t believe my eyes’

Mom makes X-rated find in kid’s party store: ‘I couldn’t believe my eyes’

The festive season is upon us and you can guarantee that there will be the need to buy something fancy dress for an event – either for yourself or the kids. But what we don’t really expect is to see something X-rated in amongst the Queen Elsa and Moana costumes.  Sydney, Australia mom-of-two Katrina was … Read more

Dog finds X-rated ‘treasure’ on walk, refuses to drop it: He was ‘very pleased’

Dog finds X-rated ‘treasure’ on walk, refuses to drop it: He was ‘very pleased’

This horndog likes it ruff. A cheeky canine in the UK elicited sophomoric guffaws galore after unearthing a giant black dildo — a NSFW chew toy he refused to relinquish for 20 minutes until he received a treat, according to his dog walker. “When I realized what it was, I was just like ‘oh my … Read more