Can you taste the tears, hear the heartstrings pulling, and smell the codependency, kids? It can mean only one thing: from June 20 to July 21, 2025, the sun is shining into the shallows of Cancer. People born under the stars of the crab are intuitive, nurturing, and deeply protective of their soft underbellies and … Read more
Something fishy might be happening on Mars. NASA’s Perseverance rover captured an image on the Red Planet of two boulders that resemble, respectively, a shark fin and a crab claw. The car-sized robot arrived on Mars on Feb. 18, 2021, and has been exploring the Jezero Crater, looking for any sign that life on Mars … Read more
It was a crab-pocalyptic discovery. Crab stick fans are swearing off the savory accoutrement after a revolting video surfaced showing exactly how these faux seafood treats are made. A Reddit post detailing the process is currently eliciting gags as disillusioned fans analogize the imitation crustacean to a “fish hotdog.” “Surimi crab sticks are hygienically made … Read more