With claws out and fangs bared, four zodiac signs will spend the rest of the year as apex antagonists. Mars retrograde December 2024 Mars is named for the Roman god of war. Morphart – stock.adobe.com Mars — our planet of war and will, action and aggression — will retrograde in the fixed fires of Leo … Read more
Black Friday is this week — what better way to follow our national day of gluttony than with wanton spending? The dark architects of the American Dream insist we get fat and then buy like we are rich, and Black Friday allows us to find release in retail. And it would seem we feel the … Read more
As we gather to overindulge in honor of our most fraught national holiday, we are here to offer a different kind of dish, a round-up of what each zodiac sign brings — or doesn’t bring — to the table. We serve this generous helping of zodiac shade alongside the knowledge that the true history and … Read more
The festive season is upon us, and so too is the final Mercury retrograde of the year. Mercury is the planet of expression, processing and interpersonal dynamics. When that fleet-footed, coyote-hearted thief starts backspinning, communication is primed to break down. Mercury stations retrograde in Sagittarius on November 25, a scant three days before Thanksgiving, the … Read more
Arrows to the sky and caution to the wind, Sagittarius season is upon us. After the subterranean cavern of fear and feeling that is Scorpio season, the bright, breezy energy of Sagittarius is a welcome respite, the psychic equivalent of a Mentos commercial. Ruling the skies from Nov. 21 to Dec. 21, Sagittarius energy is … Read more
Light the fires, gas the tires, and let the good times roll, folks, we’re talking Sagittarius. This year, Sagittarius reigns from Nov. 21 to Dec. 21. People born under these stars tend to be enthusiastic, unapologetic, and generally hungry for the feast of life. Please take a peek at our list of famous Sagittarius celebrities! Arrows up, party down. Hailey … Read more
Let’s talk unruly offspring, folks. TikTok sensation the Astrology Bro has taken to the platform to reveal his picks for the zodiac’s top problem children, rascals, woeful whippersnappers, and enfant terrible. Read on to learn more. Aries kids are famous for their poor impulse control. AngellozOlga – stock.adobe.com The Astrology Bro puts the cardinal fire … Read more
In addition to being divided into 12 signs and 12 respective houses, the zodiac wheel is quartered into the four elements: air, water, fire, and earth. Within the element of water, we find the signs Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces. While these signs each possess their own power and challenges, their ruling element lends itself to … Read more
Something wicked this way comes: Scorpio season hath arrived. Cue the smoke machines and mind control. Scorpio is the eighth sign in the zodiac wheel and is ruled by Pluto, the petite but potent planet of power, death, destruction, and transformation. Due to this influence, natives seek intensity and will not settle for the surface or second … Read more
As Libra, writer, and avowed lover of pageantry, Oscar Wilde once declared, “A mask tells us more than a face.” Heady, and oh so timely as the nights are growing longer, the days colder and the sentiments spookier. This Halloween, let the stars guide your getup. Oleg – stock.adobe.com Indeed, Halloween is on the horizon, … Read more
Can you smell summer receding and hear winter approaching through the comforting crunch of dead leaves underfoot? That can mean only one thing: Scorpio season hath arrived in its customary puff of theatrical smoke, psychological warfare, and leather accents. In her poem “Elm,” famous — and famously suicidal — Scorpio Sylvia Plath writes, “I am … Read more
It’s the season of fear, folks. The word horror is derived directly from the ancient Latin to “tremble or shudder.” What makes us seek this shudder in slasher movies, ghost stories, and zombie flicks? This excellent article from “Harvard Business Review” argues that humans love horror movies because they offer two-fold stimulation, simultaneously triggering anxiety … Read more
Fork and spoons at the ready. and gluten gluttons on your marks; it’s National Pasta Day. On October 17th, in the last gasp of Libra season, we celebrate the glory of pasta. While pasta is most commonly associated with Italian food, noodles are a bit of a cultural universal, found on ancient plates the world … Read more
There’s a full moon rising in the sign of the ram. On October 17, the full Hunter’s moon will rise and rage in the Mars-ruled, impulse-prone sign of Aries. The supermoon in Aries will be the biggest and brightest supermoon of the year. Read on to learn more about the meaning and astrology of this … Read more
All aboard the retreating gravy train, folks. Jupiter, our planet of fortune, luck, and popped champagne corks, stations retrograde from Oct. 9 to Feb. 25, 2025, in the mutable, communicable climes of Gemini. Retrograde is understandably a trigger word for anyone who has accidentally sexted the office Slack during Mercury retrograde or lost on love when … Read more
The young and the young-ish take astrology seriously … perhaps at the expense of their serious relationships. A recent survey from writing site EduBirdie found that 74% of Gen Zers and millennials check the zodiac signs of potential partners to avoid mismatches — and one in three won’t date someone incompatible. Further, astrological allegiance can … Read more
On Sept. 25, we observe National One-Hit Wonder Day, and to celebrate these singular bangers and irrefutable earworms, we’re matching a song to each member of the zodiac. For our intents and purposes, a one-hit wonder is defined as an artist who becomes so well-known for a single recording that the celebratory glare overshadows all … Read more
Take it on the road, folks. With so many places to go and a finite number of days to live, we can seek the stars to point the way to the best destinations. Just as astrology can indicate our sexual proclivities, ice cream allegiances and taste in power ballads, so too can it shine a … Read more
This summer’s 2024 Olympics kick off Friday, July 26, in Paris, with the City of Light hosting opening ceremonies and hoping against hope that the River Seine will be safe enough for swimming. Dating back some 3,000-odd years, the most prominent sporting event in history began in ancient Greece, where athletes — buck-naked as a tribute to the … Read more
Get your freak on. According to astrologer Georgina Easterbrook, aka Athenas Crystals, four signs among the zodiac are certified freaks … seven days a week. To the tune of the tequila sonnet “One Margarita” by CasaDi, and one serious hair swoop, Easterbrook breaks down her picks for the freakiest signs under the sun. Learn more about Easterbrook’s selections … Read more