Mars, the planet of war and will, desire and drive, f—ing and fighting, getting it on and getting it done, is leaving the opiate bathtub of Pisces for the flaming codpiece of Aries on April 9, 2026 — a shift from watercolors to arterial spray if you will. Our bro town luminary of high speeds and … Read more
The year’s first Mercury retrograde is upon us, and this one is a doozy, folks. From February 26 to March 20, Mercury will retrograde in Pisces, the sign where our dear planet of the mind and the mouth is most compromised. You see, folks, at its personal best, Mercury is clear and concise, retrieving information … Read more
Greetings, star seeds. Mercury retrograde, the most maligned of all astrological transits, is upon us. Beginning February 26, Mercury, our planet of the mind and mouth, so named for the messenger of the gods, will go retrograde in the Care Bear poet placenta of Pisces until March 20. Mercury will then clear its post-retrograde shadow on April … Read more
The winter solstice and the longest night of the year are upon us. This year, the winter solstice occurs on Sunday, December 21, 2025, at 10:03 A.M. Solstice is a marriage of the Latin words for “sun” and “to stand still.” During the winter solstice, the Sun will appear to stand still at the southernmost point of the … Read more
Talk about a sugar rush! NASA may have just come a little closer to cracking one of science’s most enduring mysteries — how life on Earth got started. The space agency has reportedly discovered life-giving essential sugars on the asteroid Bennu, a 500-meter-wide rock hurtling through space, some 200 million miles from our planet. NASA cracked … Read more
Welcome to December star seeds. We are under the full sails and buoyant influence of Sagittarius this month, with the sun, Mercury, Venus, and Mars all spending part of December in the sign of shooting your shot and shooting off at the mouth. While Mercury, that lewd minx, is stationed direct on November 29, we … Read more
We’re in the thick of the last Mercury retrograde of 2025. Our planet of the mind and mouth, communication and commerce began its retrograde journey on November 9. Mercury will station direct on November 29 but will not clear its post-retrograde shadow until December 16. When Mercury goes retrograde (i.e, when the planet appears to … Read more
All aboard the retreating gravy train, folks. Jupiter, our planet of fortune, luck, and popped champagne corks, stations retrograde on November 11, 2025, in the intuitive, capricious depths of Cancer. Our big spending planet of rolled dice, games of chance, and excess as best, will remain retrograde until March 10, 2026. Retrograde is understandably a trigger … Read more
Cue the fog machines, the suspicion and the dramatic exits, folks. Venus, our planet of love, beauty, money, and values, is leaving the froth and fun of Libra for the goth heart of Scorpio. In Scorpio, Venus is emo AF, bringing an obsessive, sensual and at times unsettlingly intense energy to our relationships and our … Read more
There’s a supermoon on the horizon and betwixt the horns of the zodiac’s resident hedonist. The Full Beaver supermoon in Taurus is on the rise, folks — peaking on Wednesday, November 5, 2025, 8:19 a.m. EDT at 13°22 Taurus. The blessed bull moon will appear up to 14% bigger and brighter — all the better to … Read more
Welcome to November, star seeds. As we move deeper into the dark half of the year, our march towards night will not be gentle. The month begins with a Full Supermoon in Taurus on November 5. The moon is exalted in Taurus and on this day of days, Venus, the ruler of the moon, will … Read more
A rare and beautiful astrological event is upon us, and we’re all getting dipped in the healing waters. “In October 29th, the cosmos will align in a breathtaking and potent configuration: a Grand Water Trine involving six planets and the mystical North Node of the Moon,” Hong Kong-based certified counselor and award-winning astrologist Letao Wang told … Read more
On October 22, Neptune, our planet of drugs, dreams, and delusions, re-enters Pisces for the final time in our lifetime. “Neptune brings fantasy and romanticism with it wherever it travels, and now it is traveling back into Pisces, where it has spent the last 14 years and where it will remain until it leaves for … Read more
Happy return of the sun to you, Scorpio! In honor of the sun moving into the cardinal climes of your sign, author and tarot reader Kerry Ward has prepared a tarot spread for your year ahead, featuring her The Light In The Dark Tarot & Oracle deck. As a fixed water sign ruled by Pluto, the planet of sex, death, and … Read more
On October 22, Neptune, our planet of dreams and delusions, re-enters Pisces retrograde for the final time in our lifetime. This closes a 14-year Neptune cycle that made astrology, intuition and spirituality part of mainstream culture, and this last gasp gives us one last window for waking up to our own potential. This is the … Read more
It’s about to get volatile, my friends. On October 20, Mercury, our planet of communication, and Mars, our planet of war, are tag-teaming in Scorpio — sign of sex, death, and power struggles. “This alignment cuts straight to the truth, stirring confrontations, confessions, and long-term consequences,” Rachel Ruth Tate, certified astrologer at Casinos Analyzer, told The Post. … Read more
Let’s get lucky, folks. Jupiter, our planet of fortune and plenty, is dipping back into the cardinal tides of Cancer this month, bringing with it a brimming cup of good good. “On October 18, Jupiter enters Cancer, the sign of feelings and home-centered energy. This is a significant event, as Jupiter is exalted in Cancer, … Read more
Pluto, our planet of profound change and ultimate reckoning, is going direct in Aquarius, and the energy of the dwarf daddy of death’s transit will have a weighty effect on all of us. Like a skin suit, Pluto takes on the thematic energy of the sign it moves through. Enter Aquarius, ruled by sideways-spinning, lightning-wielding, structure-upending … Read more
On Monday, Oct. 13, 2025, Venus, our planet of attraction and attachment, leaves the finicky fields of Virgo for the love-drunk, sweet-stoned punch bowl of Libra. “When Venus enters the sign of Libra, cuffing season sentiments arrive earlier than expected as the need for harmony and partnership bliss becomes center stage and front of mind,” … Read more
Messenger planet Mercury enters the dark heart of Scorpio on Monday, October 6, where it will toil and boil before moving into Sagittarius on October 29th. Mercury rules communication of all kinds, from sonnets to sexting, trolling to extolling. Under the influence of intense and intensely suspicious Scorpio, our discourse takes the form of investigation. During this transit, we are called to … Read more