I’ll have what she’s having. A wedding planner on TikTok shared a menu at a recent wedding featuring a raunchy typo that probably had people reconsidering their choice of appetizer. The menu showed two options under the “To start” section: “Chargrilled quail, local hunter valley sticky bbq marinade, petite egg noodle salad, jus” and aged … Read more
Aldi shoppers are calling out the supermarket chain for stocking Easter Bunny marshmallow snacks that resemble something other than what they were intended to be. The unintended shape of the “Bunnies and Chicks” first caught the attention of a British shopper who wrote on Twitter: “Sorry Aldi, but that ain’t a Bunny.” She shared a picture of the phallically-shaped … Read more
It’s pretty hard to miss. A mom has gone viral after posting a Tiktok of what she said was supposed to be an outdoor cactus that spurts water … instead, she got a cactus that very closely resembled male genitals. The video was posted in January and has since gained nearly 900,000 views and set … Read more
He might be naked and afraid, but at least he has a working penis. The “Naked and Afraid” contestant who burned his penis while filming the upcoming Season 15 premiere of the Discovery+ reality series has an exciting health update. Sam Mouzer revealed that this penis is fully working again, he told TMZ. “My penis, … Read more
It’s a porn star. A sea star is eliciting sophomoric giggles online due to its resemblance to human genitalia — which is so uncanny it should probably be censored. A photo of the dildo-evoking deep sea denizen is currently making waves on Reddit, and just like that, a new star is porn. “It’s an Australian … Read more
Naked, afraid — and burned on his nether regions. “Naked and Afraid” contestant Sam Mouzer burned his penis (“but just the tip!”) while filming the upcoming Season 14 premiere of the Discovery+ reality TV series. The UK native’s penis — which he described as his “little soldier’s helmet” — was singed by a spark when … Read more
She didn’t flip for his Valentine’s Day pancakes. One TikTok user thought her husband was buttering her up for the holiday by making her breakfast — but instead of a heart, he appeared to fashion the batter into a starchy schlong. Madison Sandoval shared the NSFW video to the platform on Sunday, and it has … Read more
Happy Valentine’s Day. A new study is showing top marks for a first of its kind “breakthrough” male birth control that can be taken orally. Scientists at Weill Cornell Medicine have announced that their drug — currently called TDI-11861 — “temporarily stops sperm in their tracks and prevents pregnancies in preclinical models.” Like penicillin, this “game … Read more
The faster the car, the smaller the stick shift. Men with smaller-than-average penises are more likely to want to own high-performance sports cars, according to an engine-revving new study. Psychologists from University College London deceived guys ages 18 to 74 into believing they didn’t measure up to other men — then asked them to rate … Read more
Dear Gents, It has come to my attention that you are all a little fragile when it comes to the size of your penis. Or in the words of Prince Harry, your “todger”. According to a study, a whopping 60 percent of men are unhappy with the size of their manhood. I was sent an email … Read more
Prince Harry isn’t the only one with penis problems. An elderly man in China lost part of his privates after getting a metal ring stuck around the base of his member — a scenario so dire, doctors had to use a circular saw to remove the foreign object. The 72-year-old from Changsa in central China … Read more
Prince Harry has left audiobook listeners cringing after listening to details of a TMI story about him applying cream “down there” — and how it reminded him of his late mother. A clip from his explosive memoir “Spare” is making the rounds on social media, leaving people horrified. Harry, 38, recalled applying Elizabeth Arden cream … Read more
An army warrant officer said he lost half of his penis and believes doctors misdiagnosed a mysterious ailment on his genitals, which was actually cancer. Now, the British solider has been told he has just a year to live. Gavin Brooks claims that doctors, who believed that he had a genital wart, left him with … Read more
It was a massive … deal. Theo James — who made waves in the second season premiere of HBO’s “White Lotus.” — revealed Friday that the prosthetic penis he wore for a nude scene in the show was “ginormous.” James appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon where he described the phallic fiasco. “The … Read more
It drew the crowd’s full attention. Matthew McConaughey revealed last month that his mother refused to cover up her husband’s penis after he died while they were allegedly having sex. McConaughey made the revelation on the podcast “WTF with Marc Maron” while also saying that his father once eerily alleged that he would die while … Read more
He’s a grower and a shower. A New York man with “the world’s largest penis” has spilled on some of the struggles he’s faced having a titanic tallywacker — which he claims is still growing. He dropped the bombshell in the upcoming Channel 4 documentary “My Massive C–k,” in which “massive” men describe the struggles … Read more
They couldn’t take on his extraordinary qualifications. A man with an impressive 9-and-a-half-inch penis has alleged he was rejected from a job because they thought he had an erection during his interview. British television network Channel 4 featured the man — Joe — on their show, aptly titled “My Massive C–k,” which follows well-endowed men. … Read more
It was a horno-graphic experience. A patient in China redefined being “horny” after his penis sprouted a 2-inch long, calcified growth, which later turned out to be cancerous. [Warning: Graphic Images] “Clinical examination showed a conical lesion projecting from the anterior surface of the glans penis,” wrote researchers of the unfortunate protuberance, which was detailed … Read more