He’s getting to the meat of the matter — and it’s a fleshy feast for the eyes. Sex work hadn’t been a lifelong dream job for this redheaded millennial from Brisbane, Australia. But now, at age 30, the Down Under wonder — who’s anointed himself the “Girthmasterr,” owing to his 8-inch-long, 7-inch circumference penis — is totally … Read more
His downward dog was a bit too distinctive. So much for bigger being better. The UK’s most well-endowed man, Matt Barr, claims that his titanic tallywacker has caused him some big problems, including dating difficulties, sex-ploitation, and perhaps, most embarrassingly, getting booted from yoga class because people thought he was aroused. “I’m trying to dispel … Read more
It’s an X-rated question many of us have pondered at some point when wandering around a museum: why do men in Greek statues all have a small penis? While the anatomy of Greek gods depicted in marble and bronze have never been modest, in recent years, many have wondered why their manhoods don’t match up … Read more
This redefined a broken sleep schedule. An unfortunate soul had to undergo emergency surgery after fracturing his penis in two places while sleeping — which left him with an ” ‘eggplant’ deformity.” The unnamed 27-year-old patient, from Tunisia, had reportedly rolled over onto his erect penis while sleeping, shockingly resulting in “an audible ‘snap’ sound … Read more
You might not be ready for this close-up. A British doctor has left TikTok users in shock after he showed what a “thin salami slice” of penis looks like beneath a microscope. Dr Karan Raj — who boasts more than 5 million followers on the social media app — posted a video featuring an amplified … Read more
She’s sizing up some seriously big myths. A surgeon specializing in sexual health says you cannot tell the size of a man’s penis simply by looking at his hands and feet. Dr. Rena Malik made the declaration on the Diary of a CEO podcast on Monday, squashing the stereotype that blokes with bigger shoes are … Read more
New data has finally put to bed the age-old debate: Does size really matter? The controversial topic has long caused a divide among men and women, but researchers have just released stats that prove the issue isn’t actually about what’s in a man’s pants, but instead lies in the taboo surrounding female sexual preferences. Academics … Read more
Call him the Energizer dummy. A 73-year-old Australian man was positively shocked to need urgent urethra surgery after jamming three button-style batteries into his penis. The unidentified man, whose medical anomaly is now the source of a revolting medical study in March’s Urology Case Reports, had been fueling his own “sexual gratification” by intentionally shoving … Read more
He should’ve done a tick Czech. A priest in the Czech Republic sliced off his own penis with a knife after he was allegedly driven psychotic by a tick bite. “We don’t know exactly what happened, it was probably a health problem,” the mayor of Českobudějovick, Southern Bohemia, where the alarming incident occurred, told local … Read more
This is the long and short of it. A female doctor says most people overestimate the size of the average penis, claiming most men barely measure more than five inches even when they’re rock hard. Dr. Jen Caudle dished the details in a TikTok clip in a bid to alter expectations about appendages and destroy … Read more
A bizarre strategy for erectile health is raising more than eyebrows. The news that eccentric middle-aged tech mogul Bryan Johnson is literally shocking his titularly-nicknamed body part to keep it young has pricked up male ears around the world, raising the question — does shock therapy really help the penis? “There’s this technology — you have … Read more
Be careful if you’re feeling festive and frisky. Men are being warned against engaging in energetic Christmas romps, as chances of suffering a painful penile fracture dramatically rise during the holiday week. Scientists studied 3,421 German men between 2005 an 2021 and found that chances of sustaining the painful goin injury, especially among those in … Read more
This amateur marathon runner was racing to the finish line — and a potentially deadly health complication could have ended him. A 44-year-old man from Slovakia, who has not been publicly identified, said he developed a painful lump on his penis the day after a long run, according to a case study published in Urology … Read more
Anti-aging-obsessed tech mogul Bryan Johnson revealed he has reversed aging in his penis by 15 years by undergoing “painful” shock therapy on his genitals. Johnson, a 46-year-old biohacker who spends $2 million on various treatments each year to fight off Father Time, said he is also hard at work keeping his manhood operating at full … Read more
This one belongs on OnlyFangs. An Australian porn star named Dani Dabello is opening up to her followers after a traumatic recent incident where her giant pet snake attacked a male scene partner in the privates. “I want to introduce you to Betty. She’s my centralian carpet python….She’s about 8-foot-long. I’ve never had an issue … Read more
There’s a zap for that. Scientists have unsheathed an electriying new treatment for erectile dysfunction that’s reportedly better than popping a little blue pill — radio waves. New research published in the International Journal of Impotence Research suggested that self-administered, low-intensity radio frequency zaps to the penis could be effective for ED treatment due to … Read more
She loves her husband’s naked attraction. Kelly Ripa wasn’t afraid to go below the belt on the Wednesday, Sept. 27 episode of “Live with Kelly and Mark.” The 52-year-old morning show host delved into a conversation about the new hit Max series “Naked Attraction” with her co-host and husband Mark Consuelos, 52, and joked that he had … Read more
I’m about to break girl code to reveal something here: Men, if you’ve slept with any of my friends there’s a fair chance I know your penis size. Yes, it’s true. Although, weirdly, if you’ve been dating for yonks, I probably don’t. OK, let me explain. Women love to chat. And we especially love to … Read more
It was the beetle of the bulge. Colombian scientists learned the true meaning of the expression “big things come in small packages” after identifying a species of beetle that packs “unique genitalia” — a preternaturally large penis. A study describing the well-endowed insect was published recently by the “Alexander von Humboldt Biological Resources Research Institute” in … Read more
Did he cut off his penis to spite his vase? For those who thought receiving a horse’s head in a bed was the height of grotesque, a florist was flabbergasted upon discovering a package with a severed schlong outside their bodega. The apparent intimidation audit occurred earlier this month when a mysterious box was found … Read more