No, chef! Season 2 of ‘The Bear’ is noisy and boring

No, chef! Season 2 of ‘The Bear’ is noisy and boring

You’d think “The Bear” is the “Citizen Kane” of television dramedy, given all the critical hyperventilating/ kowtowing over Season 2, which premiered June 23 (the FX series streams exclusively on Hulu). It’s not — at least in the first half of this 10-episode season, already ruined for me by a Deadline interview with series star … Read more

Forget Jeremy Allen White — this is chef to lust after on ‘The Bear’ Season 2

Forget Jeremy Allen White — this is chef to lust after on ‘The Bear’ Season 2

Kiss the cook — but this time, it’s a different guy.  Move over, Jeremy Allen White, there’s a new chef in town on “The Bear” that fans are going gaga over: Will Poulter’s tattooed pastry chef character, Luca.  “will poulter in the bear s2. look at his fine ass i cannot,” one hot and bothered … Read more

‘Clever’ bear uses cooler as a stool to steal snacks from car

‘Clever’ bear uses cooler as a stool to steal snacks from car

Call them Smokey, the bandit. A sneaky bear proved it was no ordinary thief after ingeniously using a cooler as a step stool so it could snatch food from a parked car. Footage of Baloo’s ingenious car-jacking hack is currently blowing up on Facebook as viewers marvel at its pilfering prowess. “In case you were … Read more

I was attacked by a bear while bird-watching — it’s my own fault

I was attacked by a bear while bird-watching — it’s my own fault

It was an unbearable day for this documentarian. A German man was viciously attacked by a bear after “entering the animal’s territory” while filming rare birds in the Carpathian Mountains of Central Europe — a region he called “Dracula’s Forest” — NewsFlash reported. “It happened incredibly quickly. The bear came thundering out of the bushes,” … Read more

Hypothermia, live gators and turkey penises: Bear Grylls recounts wild challenges on competition show

Hypothermia, live gators and turkey penises: Bear Grylls recounts wild challenges on competition show

Let’s be real: contestants on “I Survived Bear Grylls” couldn’t have been too surprised at the unusual culinary fare on which they feasted during their time on the TBS competition series. “A lot of bull testicles, fish eyeballs, cow lips, turkey penises — all the usual,” Grylls told the Post about “I Survived Bear Grylls,” … Read more

A black bear attacked me in my home — I needed a ‘Phantom of the Opera’ mask

A black bear attacked me in my home — I needed a ‘Phantom of the Opera’ mask

She barely escaped death. When Laurel-Rose von Hoffmann-Curzi heard something rummaging through her kitchen in October 2021, she never imagined she’d come face to face with a dangerous black bear. The retired California doctor, 67, was staying in a Lake Tahoe cabin with her husband, Mario, 68, and their son, Michael, 30, when the terrifying … Read more

Principal startled after going face-to-face with a dumpster-diving bear

Principal startled after going face-to-face with a dumpster-diving bear

A bear-y close call. Principal James Marsh of Zela Elementary in West Virginia was unlocking the school’s dumpster Monday morning for the cafeteria staff when a colossal black bear head came poking out, staring him directly in the face. “Things go in [a dumpster], but you just don’t expect anything that big to come out of it,” … Read more

A huge black bear stalked me on a hike: ‘Shocked and wanted to run’

A huge black bear stalked me on a hike: ‘Shocked and wanted to run’

You wouldn’t want to walk three quarters of a mile in their shoes. Geoffrey Zhou, 21, said he was recently hiking with four friends along the Howe Sound Crest Trail in Vancouver, Canada, when they spotted a large black bear. “We first noticed the bear when we caught a glimpse of a dark shadow emerging … Read more

Real-life ‘Coke Bear’ bashes car window, guzzles 69 cans of soda

Real-life ‘Coke Bear’ bashes car window, guzzles 69 cans of soda

“Cocaine Bear,” meet Coke Bear. A Canadian black bear likely felt a helluva sugar high after guzzling down 69 cans of soda that it pilfered from a woman’s vehicle. Accompanying photos show the sweet-toothed bruin surrounded by crushed cans like the aftermath of a teetotaler’s frat party. “You could hear him, slurping it the whole … Read more

Haribo fans shocked to learn green gummy bear flavor: ‘Calling the police’

Haribo fans shocked to learn green gummy bear flavor: ‘Calling the police’

Fans of Haribo gummy bears are berry perplexed to learn the real flavor of its green bear. A resurfaced post on Reddit pictures a Haribo bag that identifies each bear’s flavor by color. While most consumers would associate the green bear with a green apple, lime, or even watermelon flavor, in most places, the green … Read more

‘Cocaine Bear’ is back from the dead — to officiate a Kentucky wedding

‘Cocaine Bear’ is back from the dead — to officiate a Kentucky wedding

“By the powder ingested in me … “ The real-life taxidermied animal that inspired the movie “Cocaine Bear” will officiate a Kentucky couple’s wedding Monday at the Fun Mall Museum in Lexington. “Y’all are cordially invited,” wrote the Kentucky For Kentucky store, where the bear is on display, in a virtual invitation posted Friday to … Read more

Jimmy Kimmel, ‘Cocaine Bear’ make Malala Yousafzai uncomfortable at 2023 Oscars

Jimmy Kimmel, ‘Cocaine Bear’ make Malala Yousafzai uncomfortable at 2023 Oscars

Things got a little awkward between Jimmy Kimmel and Malala Yousafzai at the 2023 Academy Awards. Kimmel approached Yousafzai, 25, during the telecast to ask her very pressing question from a fan named Joanne. “She asked, your work on human rights and education for women and children is an inspiration–as the youngest nobel prize winner … Read more

When a bear attacks, don’t ‘push a slower friend down,’ National Park Service says

When a bear attacks, don’t ‘push a slower friend down,’ National Park Service says

The National Park Service advised parkgoers facing a bear attack not to “push a slower friend down,” prompting a humorous back-and-forth with social media users with jokes of their own. “If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down… even if you feel the friendship has run its course,” the service tweeted on Tuesday. … Read more

‘Cocaine Bear’ rushes to top of box office, earning over $8.5M in debut

‘Cocaine Bear’ rushes to top of box office, earning over .5M in debut

“Cocaine Bear” snorted its way to the top of the box office on Friday. On its opening night, it raked in $8.65 million, according to IMDB’s Box Office Mojo. The comedy, which is directed by Elizabeth Banks, whom The Post said, “keeps the powder gags fresh throughout,” is loosely based on a true story of … Read more

‘Cocaine Bear’ review: Coke addict animal kills — hilariously

‘Cocaine Bear’ review: Coke addict animal kills — hilariously

The new comedy “Cocaine Bear” is exactly what you think it is — a bear inhaling kilo after kilo of coke. Impressively, however, director Elizabeth Banks keeps the powder gags fresh throughout, as the mammal maims her way through a Southern forest preserve. The movie about blow never blows. movie review Running time: 95 minutes. Rated … Read more

‘Cocaine Bear’ releases people-eating video game: ‘It’s addictive’

‘Cocaine Bear’ releases people-eating video game: ‘It’s addictive’

Talk about a high score. The upcoming film “Cocaine Bear” released a tandem retro-style 8-bit video game Tuesday, called “Cocaine Bear: The Rise of Pablo Escobear.” “Here’s something to entertain you,” wrote the film’s Twitter account. “Play as me” — the titular Cocaine Bear — “and share your high scores.” Players assume the role of the … Read more

Elizabeth Banks defends controversial ‘Cocaine Bear’ scene showing kids doing drugs: Testing their ‘innocence’

Elizabeth Banks defends controversial ‘Cocaine Bear’ scene showing kids doing drugs: Testing their ‘innocence’

Actress and director Elizabeth Banks defended a controversial scene depicting 12-year-olds doing cocaine in her upcoming R-rated flick “Cocaine Bear,” telling Variety’s Adam B. Vary in a recent interview that the scene was all about testing their “innocence.”  “It was definitely controversial,” she said. “There were conversations about, should we age up these characters? We all kind … Read more

Walmart debuts breakup bear for Valentine’s Day, confuses shoppers

Walmart debuts breakup bear for Valentine’s Day, confuses shoppers

Walmart is trying to appeal to people who have not-so-significant others this Valentine’s Day. The country’s largest retailer is selling a stuffed teddy bear holding a broken heart that says “LOVE” split in two and wearing a shirt that proclaims: “Bye bye!” The 9-inch-tall stuffed animal, who dances on demand, is called the “Way To … Read more

Rangers discover 400 ‘bear selfies’ taken on park camera

Rangers discover 400 ‘bear selfies’ taken on park camera

This Colorado grizzly could not bear the opportunity to take a good selfie. Park rangers discovered hundreds of photos taken by bears on wildlife cameras meant to simply observe animals. “Of the 580 photos captured, about 400 were bear selfies,” OSMP wrote on Twitter in a post that has over 1,000 likes. The bear served … Read more

Newlyweds shocked when grizzly bear mauling moose interrupts vows

Newlyweds shocked when grizzly bear mauling moose interrupts vows

These were some unwelcome wedding crashers. A marriage ceremony was rudely interrupted by a bear mauling a moose on a nearby river bank — and the grizzly scene was all caught on camera. Two lovebirds were in the middle of saying “I do” in August when the vicious attack took place. The wedding videographer posted … Read more