‘Ozempic tree, oh how I’d love to be skinny’: We decorated our tree with needles instead of ornaments
Tis the season to be jabby — fa la la la la, la la la la. Wannabe svelte sirens are decking the halls ahead of Christmas. But rather than sprucing up their spaces with boughs of holly, they’re trimming their trees with semaglitude. “Ozempic tree, Ozempic tree, Oh how I’d love to lose 50 [pounds],” sang roommates … Read more