‘Ozempic tree, oh how I’d love to be skinny’: We decorated our tree with needles instead of ornaments

‘Ozempic tree, oh how I’d love to be skinny’: We decorated our tree with needles instead of ornaments

Tis the season to be jabby — fa la la la la, la la la la.  Wannabe svelte sirens are decking the halls ahead of Christmas.  But rather than sprucing up their spaces with boughs of holly, they’re trimming their trees with semaglitude.  “Ozempic tree, Ozempic tree, Oh how I’d love to lose 50 [pounds],” sang roommates … Read more

You’ve been hanging your Christmas ornaments all wrong — decorate your tree with this ‘brilliant’ trick

You’ve been hanging your Christmas ornaments all wrong — decorate your tree with this ‘brilliant’ trick

Want to spruce up your Christmas tree this year? One TikToker revealed a little-known technique to hang ornaments to give your tannenbaum a little extra sparkle. Instead of hanging large bulbs one by one on individual branches, the account @sunshinethedoggo — usually, a pet profile for a Floridian chow chow and shar-pei mix — taught followers how … Read more

Brendan Fraser slams Golden Globes as ‘hood ornaments’ that ‘mean nothing to me’

Brendan Fraser slams Golden Globes as ‘hood ornaments’ that ‘mean nothing to me’

Brendan Fraser sensationally branded the Golden Globes award a “hood ornament” that “means nothing to me.” The actor, 54, skipped this year’s star-studded ceremony after he received a nod for Best Actor in a motion picture drama for his performance in Darren Aronofsky’s “The Whale.” Fraser lost out on the gong to Austin Butler, who … Read more

Beard decorated with over 700 Christmas ornaments sets world record

Beard decorated with over 700 Christmas ornaments sets world record

This Christmas enthusiast got exactly what he wished for this year: A Guinness World Record. Joel Strasser of Kuna, Idaho earned the record for most baubles in a beard when he managed to attach 710 tiny ornaments to his face on Dec. 2, Guinness World Records announced. “Beardaments” are colorful, clip-on facial hair accessories that … Read more

Don’t masturbate with Christmas ornaments, doctor warns amid spike in seasonal injuries

Don’t masturbate with Christmas ornaments, doctor warns amid spike in seasonal injuries

Here’s on way to ensure you have a happy and healthy XXXmas. A UK doctor is raising eyebrows across social media after warning people of the dangers of masturbating with ornaments come Christmas time — which is apparently an actual trend. “It is not advisable to masturbate with Christmas ornaments,” Dr. Sarah Welsh, a gynecologist told NeedToKnow.Online. She was … Read more