Scientists discover unexpected benefit to masturbating — but just for men

Scientists discover unexpected benefit to masturbating — but just for men

Fellas, you might want to pencil in a little “me” time.  A new study found that masturbation comes with more perks than just the rush of feel-good endorphins after an orgasm. This time, it’s all about what’s going on behind the scenes with your swimmers. Masturbation has been linked to a range of physical and … Read more

Don’t stop masturbating, it’ll make you depressed — and stressed out, too: new study

Don’t stop masturbating, it’ll make you depressed — and stressed out, too: new study

Just beat it. A new study seems to confirm what most of us already knew deep down in our throbbing loins — sexual pleasure is a boon for body and mind. Resisting the urge to chase the big O turns out to be a big N-O for body and mind, a new study revealed. New Africa … Read more

Woman issues warning after finding man masturbating at popular beach: ‘Disgusting’

Woman issues warning after finding man masturbating at popular beach: ‘Disgusting’

An Australian woman has issued a warning after she spotted a man allegedly masturbating at a popular beach. Ashleigh Blake was by herself at Coolum Beach on Queensland’s Sunshine Coast on September 18 when she said she saw a man allegedly committing the deplorable act. Ms. Blake took to social media to warn women in … Read more

I’m a 25-year-old nymphomaniac — I can’t stop masturbating at work and sleeping with my friend’s partners

I’m a 25-year-old nymphomaniac — I can’t stop masturbating at work and sleeping with my friend’s partners

One woman’s constant pursuit of pleasure has yielded nothing but pain. A young nymphomaniac says sex addiction has destroyed her relationships and thwarted her career prospects due to her compulsion to masturbate on the job. The anonymous addict, aged 25, took to Reddit earlier this week to reveal that she had been diagnosed as a … Read more

Thor, the masturbating walrus, finds pleasure in new location: ‘Delighted’

Thor, the masturbating walrus, finds pleasure in new location: ‘Delighted’

He’s not a multi-tusker. A meandering — and masturbating — walrus named Thor has popped up in Iceland, two months after eagle-eyed Brits spotted him visiting the UK. Elís Pétur Elísson, who was supervising a fishing boat in the Breiddalsvik harbor, noticed Thor lounging on one of the floating docks Friday. Approaching him with caution, the … Read more

Masturbating man hacks into Zoom council meeting: ‘Shocked and appalled’

Masturbating man hacks into Zoom council meeting: ‘Shocked and appalled’

From waste debate to masturbate. An online council meeting descended into chaos after a self-pleasuring citizen popped up on camera partway through the proceedings. Councilors in Flintshire, Wales, were arguing over waste strategy via Zoom on Tuesday evening when they were interrupted by the masturbating member of the public. The horny man — who was … Read more