My daughter got a toilet seat stuck on her head during potty training

My daughter got a toilet seat stuck on her head during potty training

Oh poo! A toddler accidentally got a toilet seat stuck on her head during a potty-training session. TikTok user Hannah shared a clip of her daughter Autumn’s potty-training mishap. The viral post, which has since amassed almost 4 million views since being shared Thursday, shows Autumn with a child-size, white-and-red toilet seat around her neck. … Read more

I burn poop to save money — it makes me happy

I burn poop to save money — it makes me happy

She’s not s–tting you. One woman in England has found a way to save money by burning poop — and she can’t hold in her secret any longer. Kelly Wheeler uses miniature horse feces to make bricks, which she then takes to fuel the stove at her work. In addition to using solar lights outside, … Read more

Scientists think poo could bring humanity back from near-extinction one day

Scientists think poo could bring humanity back from near-extinction one day

Excrement could be the key to saving humanity from extinction, according to scientists. Scientists in Switzerland are seeking poo from all over the world — waiting anxiously for stools from Puerto Rico and Ethiopia to arrive by snail mail to then be stored in a freezer at the University of Zurich.  A team led by … Read more

Burst sewage pipe destroys $134K Audi on camera: ‘The car is filling up with feces’

Burst sewage pipe destroys 4K Audi on camera: ‘The car is filling up with feces’

It got turned into a Porta-Audi. A $134,000 sports car in Russia resembled a mobile septic tank after a burst pipe inundated the luxury whip with sewer water, as seen in odiferous footage with over 376,000 views on Instagram. “The sewage pipe snapped and broke the window,” responding officer Andrei Podshivalov exclaims in the clip, … Read more

I destroyed my boyfriend’s toilet while meeting his family for the first time

I destroyed my boyfriend’s toilet while meeting his family for the first time

This houseguest’s attempt at a good first impression went down the toilet. A woman from Vancouver, Canada has prompted face-palm reactions among followers online after sharing the time she broke her boyfriend’s toilet while meeting his parents for the first time. The video of her “embarrassing” bathroom fiasco, which she filmed from the loo right … Read more

High-tech toilet can detect deadly diseases just by listening to you go

High-tech toilet can detect deadly diseases just by listening to you go

It’s number two to none. A new gripping piece of medical technology can detect fatal, fecal diseases inside a person just by listening to their symphonic sounds on the toilet, EurekAlert reported. The “diarrhea detector,” as its so aptly dubbed, is a high-tech sound system that can indicate when an individual is battling severe bowel … Read more

Self-service checkouts are covered in poop bacteria: study

Self-service checkouts are covered in poop bacteria: study

Attention! Cleanup needed on self-checkout counter “No. 2.” Self-service checkouts may be an efficient way to shop but with convenience comes a side of feces, according to a new experiment. Self-service checkouts are often covered in harmful bacteria — some of which are found in fecal matter, according to the experiment conducted by the Liverpool … Read more

I discovered how to earn up to $180,000 per year by pooping

I discovered how to earn up to 0,000 per year by pooping

This smelly side hustle literally turns crap into gold. A TikTokker discovered an enterprising, albeit odorous, way to earn up to $180,000 per year — by donating poop to science. A clip detailing the heave-inducing life hack and her feces-to-fortune success story amassed nearly 170,000 views on TikTok. “Wanna make $$$ donating your [poop]?” teases … Read more

Sheryl Crow: I had human poop thrown at me

Sheryl Crow: I had human poop thrown at me

It was an actual s – – t show. Singer Sheryl Crow opened up on the podcast “Fly on the Wall” Wednesday about the rather stinky time that someone managed to throw human feces at her while she played Woodstock ’99. The topic of the surprise attack came up after the show’s hosts — SNL … Read more

My neighbor accused us of stealing his parking spot, so he smeared poop on my new car

My neighbor accused us of stealing his parking spot, so he smeared poop on my new car

It’s a real smear campaign. A deranged man was caught on camera allegedly rubbing feces on his neighbors’ new car shortly after pouring what’s believed to be urine through their letterbox in Hampshire, England, SWNS reported. “It turned out he was putting urine through the letterbox and cat poo everywhere — he put it on … Read more

Dad shares the single word that makes his son smile for photos

Dad shares the single word that makes his son smile for photos

Nothing scares away an adorable grin like a parent whipping out their iPhone and swiping left to quickly activate the camera. Kids can be the most gorgeous little cherubs, but the second they realize they’re about to be photographed, they turn into big, toothy semi-constipated, double-chinned robots. One dad has shared a simple trick to get his son … Read more

‘Resourceful’ Princess Margaret saved friend from public poop mishap — twice

‘Resourceful’ Princess Margaret saved friend from public poop mishap — twice

Princess Margaret was once No. 2 in the line of succession — and took that job quite seriously, according to a newly surfaced tale from friend Susannah Constantine. The 60-year-old British fashion maven made some stomach-turning revelations in a recent interview about how the late royal twice saved her from bathroom-related incidents. Constantine revealed how … Read more