‘Just that weird’: Suckerfish observed swimming in manta rays’ rear ends, could impede pooping, sex

‘Just that weird’: Suckerfish observed swimming in manta rays’ rear ends, could impede pooping, sex

They’re sticking it where the sun-ray don’t shine. While remoras are known to be rather clingy, some are getting too close for comfort by diving into manta rays’ backsides, per a scientific probe in the journal Ecology and Evolution. “These fish are heading up right into some manta ray rear-ends,” lead author Emily Yeager, a … Read more

You’re probably pooping all wrong — experts reveal the 2 best ways to go No. 2

You’re probably pooping all wrong — experts reveal the 2 best ways to go No. 2

Turns out there’s a better way to answer nature’s call. While pooping comes naturally, how we use the porcelain throne can not only help improve bowel movements but also prevent hemorrhoids, a common condition affecting about half of US adults over 50. And two habits in particular can transform your trips to the toilet for healthier … Read more

Having trouble pooping despite trying everything? You might have ‘bacterial constipation’

Having trouble pooping despite trying everything? You might have ‘bacterial constipation’

Stuck in pur-gut-tory? Several factors can contribute to constipation, from certain supplements and vitamins to dehydration and lack of movement. But there can even be microscopic reasons for why you can’t go — specifically, the type of bacteria that’s living in your gut. While constipation can be caused by anthing from diet to vitamins, certain … Read more

San Fransisco residents slam entitled dog owners for pooches pooping in stores, ignoring leash laws

San Fransisco residents slam entitled dog owners for pooches pooping in stores, ignoring leash laws

While dogs are man’s best friends, it appears that pooches are causing a stir in San Francisco, with residents sharing their grievances.  In the “r/sanfrancisco” forum on Reddit, users discussed how the city is “running out of patience” with dogs. “The worst is dogs in grocery stores, which is a health code violation,” commented one user. … Read more

‘Dr. Butthole’ reveals surprisingly common problem that can make pooping hell — Botox can help

‘Dr. Butthole’ reveals surprisingly common problem that can make pooping hell — Botox can help

No need to crack under pressure. Each year, an estimated 250,000 Americans suffer a small tear or crack in the lining of their anal canal, which can lead to painful and bloody bowel movements. “Anal fissures are incredibly common, especially among people who engage in anal sex,” Dr. Evan Goldstein, founder and CEO of Bespoke Surgical in Manhattan … Read more

Pooping is good for your brain: Using the toilet before mental tests improves performance, according to new study

Pooping is good for your brain: Using the toilet before mental tests improves performance, according to new study

When preparing for a big test or athletic event, try to take a load off. A new, small study found that triathletes performed better on a cognitive test that simulates the experience of rapid decision-making in sports when they pooped beforehand. A new, small study found that triathletes performed better on a cognitive test that … Read more

I’m a surgeon — eat these 4 foods if you’re having trouble pooping, the first may help prevent colon cancer

I’m a surgeon — eat these 4 foods if you’re having trouble pooping, the first may help prevent colon cancer

You gut this! UK surgeon Karan Rangarajan, also known as Dr. Karan Rajan, recommends adding four fibrous foods to your grocery list if you’re having trouble going No. 2. Fiber is crucial to gut health. It feeds good bacteria in the gut, slows down digestion and facilitates smooth and regular bowel movements. Rangarajan said he … Read more

I’m a doctor — try this trick if you’re having trouble pooping

I’m a doctor — try this trick if you’re having trouble pooping

He may be starting a movement. A UK surgeon and author is revealing what to do when you’re having trouble going No. 2. Dr. Karan Rangarajan, also known as Dr. Karan Raj, is promoting a toilet yoga pose that he says can improve your pit stops. Problems pooping? Try toilet yoga. Getty Images/iStockphoto “If you … Read more

What is the ‘Goldilocks’ zone of pooping? Here’s how to achieve it

What is the ‘Goldilocks’ zone of pooping? Here’s how to achieve it

Time to toot your own horn. If you’re pooping once or twice a day, congratulations, you’re in the bowel movement “Goldilocks” zone. Researchers from the Institute for Systems Biology (ISB) say a fiber-rich diet, adequate hydration and regular exercise are key to hitting that scat sweet spot. How often you poop can influence your health … Read more

I’m a pooping expert — here’s why men take so much longer to go than women

I’m a pooping expert — here’s why men take so much longer to go than women

Going number two is a man’s #1 priority. For many males, a trip to the bathroom is anything but an expedited endeavor. The length of time men commonly need to do their duty has confounded the fairer sex for generations — most likely since toilets behind closed doors were invented. In recent years, the concept … Read more

Pooping pigeon invasion: ‘Our town is being taken over!’

Pooping pigeon invasion: ‘Our town is being taken over!’

It’s a rather fowl situation. A town south of London is facing a bombardment of bird poop brought on by a “growing” influx of winged interlopers that officials just don’t have an answer for. “You walk around and they are cooing above you. All the babies are squawking, and then they could poo on you,” … Read more

I’m a pooping expert — here’s what to do when you want to go immediately

I’m a pooping expert — here’s what to do when you want to go immediately

Get a load of this. Dr. Janine Bowring, a naturopathic doctor based in Canada, has shared her top three tips that she says will make you poop instantly. “No. 1 is figs,” Bowring explained in a TikTok last week that has already reached over 4 million views. “Figs are fantastic, they’re loaded with fiber, fabulous … Read more

Joe Jonas jokes about pooping his pants onstage: ‘Bad day’ to wear white

Joe Jonas jokes about pooping his pants onstage: ‘Bad day’ to wear white

Joe Jonas revealed that he once pooped himself onstage. In an interview with KIIS FM’s “Will & Woody” radio show in Australia on Thursday, the 33-year-old Jonas Brother was asked to share something he’s “never told anyone.” Jonas seemed to know exactly what story to tell, beginning with some background. “I was with a few friends yesterday, and … Read more

Have you been pooping wrong your whole life? Doctor reveals ‘hack’

Have you been pooping wrong your whole life? Doctor reveals ‘hack’

It’s a case of form following (bodily) function. Apparently, most people — at least in Western countries — have been pooping wrong their entire life. A UK TikTok doctor is making a splash online after revealing the correct technique for unleashing the “kraken” — which involves finding the perfect angle of ablution, as seen in … Read more

I discovered how to earn up to $180,000 per year by pooping

I discovered how to earn up to 0,000 per year by pooping

This smelly side hustle literally turns crap into gold. A TikTokker discovered an enterprising, albeit odorous, way to earn up to $180,000 per year — by donating poop to science. A clip detailing the heave-inducing life hack and her feces-to-fortune success story amassed nearly 170,000 views on TikTok. “Wanna make $$$ donating your [poop]?” teases … Read more