I’m a pooping expert — here’s why men take so much longer to go than women

I’m a pooping expert — here’s why men take so much longer to go than women

Going number two is a man’s #1 priority. For many males, a trip to the bathroom is anything but an expedited endeavor. The length of time men commonly need to do their duty has confounded the fairer sex for generations — most likely since toilets behind closed doors were invented. In recent years, the concept … Read more

Pooping pigeon invasion: ‘Our town is being taken over!’

Pooping pigeon invasion: ‘Our town is being taken over!’

It’s a rather fowl situation. A town south of London is facing a bombardment of bird poop brought on by a “growing” influx of winged interlopers that officials just don’t have an answer for. “You walk around and they are cooing above you. All the babies are squawking, and then they could poo on you,” … Read more

I’m a pooping expert — here’s what to do when you want to go immediately

I’m a pooping expert — here’s what to do when you want to go immediately

Get a load of this. Dr. Janine Bowring, a naturopathic doctor based in Canada, has shared her top three tips that she says will make you poop instantly. “No. 1 is figs,” Bowring explained in a TikTok last week that has already reached over 4 million views. “Figs are fantastic, they’re loaded with fiber, fabulous … Read more

Joe Jonas jokes about pooping his pants onstage: ‘Bad day’ to wear white

Joe Jonas jokes about pooping his pants onstage: ‘Bad day’ to wear white

Joe Jonas revealed that he once pooped himself onstage. In an interview with KIIS FM’s “Will & Woody” radio show in Australia on Thursday, the 33-year-old Jonas Brother was asked to share something he’s “never told anyone.” Jonas seemed to know exactly what story to tell, beginning with some background. “I was with a few friends yesterday, and … Read more

Have you been pooping wrong your whole life? Doctor reveals ‘hack’

Have you been pooping wrong your whole life? Doctor reveals ‘hack’

It’s a case of form following (bodily) function. Apparently, most people — at least in Western countries — have been pooping wrong their entire life. A UK TikTok doctor is making a splash online after revealing the correct technique for unleashing the “kraken” — which involves finding the perfect angle of ablution, as seen in … Read more

I discovered how to earn up to $180,000 per year by pooping

I discovered how to earn up to 0,000 per year by pooping

This smelly side hustle literally turns crap into gold. A TikTokker discovered an enterprising, albeit odorous, way to earn up to $180,000 per year — by donating poop to science. A clip detailing the heave-inducing life hack and her feces-to-fortune success story amassed nearly 170,000 views on TikTok. “Wanna make $$$ donating your [poop]?” teases … Read more