Crappy Thanksgiving. An Instagram influencer is being roasted online after sharing an appalling turkey recipe she made in her toilet that will surely leave you feeling flush. Kate Heintzelman, who lives up to her handle @Katewilltryanything, posted a viral video of herself preparing the bird — adding in an orange, onion, celery, spices, and more … Read more
A piss poor excuse. Women are venting that men store water bottles at their bedside so they can urinate in them instead of getting up to use the bathroom. The disgusting hack has become a viral conversation online where women are coming together and sharing stories about their partners who used the concept as a … Read more
What a load of crap! While the apocalyptic days of extreme toilet paper shortages may be behind us, the industry is still gaming sup-ply and demand, a new report reveals. Since 2020, the nature calls necessity has been subject to wild price increases — and in subsequent years has been subject to serious shrinkflation, analysts at … Read more
A slithering No.2. An Australian man found a python coiled inside his toilet — twice in one week. Although finding someone’s leftover business inside the toilet is repulsive, it might be preferred to find defecation rather than a scaly reptile hissing at you. Hervey Bay Snake Catchers in Queensland, Australia, received a call on Oct. … Read more
It’s a literal crap-shoot. A Texas startup named Throne is making waves in scatological circles after devising a camera that attaches to your toilet and photographs your poop. “Throne uses a downward facing camera that securely captures video during each bathroom visit,” the Austin-based tech firm writes while describing the crappy camera, simply dubbed Throne, … Read more
Don’t poo-poo this headline news. There’s a reason public toilets are equipped with U-shaped seats as opposed to the O-shaped ones you’d find on your porcelain throne at home. The general public has long speculated that the horseshoe shape could be for hygiene purposes — so that you don’t come into contact with someone else’s bodily … Read more
It’s the “plop” no one wants to hear while on the pot. Using an airplane lavatory is risky enough, owing to the germs, tight space and lack of ventilation. But there’s nearly no greater gamble than squatting over the seat while your precious phone is in your pocket, and hoping it doesn’t meet a watery … Read more
Gen Z and Gen Alpha slang are coming for Halloween costumes. “Skibidi Toilet” — a slang term among the younger generations, as well as a meme and YouTube series — is now a Halloween costume sold at retailers like Spirit Halloween and Spencer’s. The costume is of an inflatable toilet with a creepy human head … Read more
Is it Fyber Fest? Incensed guests at New York’s Vegandale are comparing the much-hyped plant-based bash to the “Fyre Festival” due to its hours-long lines, water and toilet paper shortages and other issues. “We were starving and cranky and miserable,” Rocco Marrongelli, 46, a graphic designer from Queens, told the New York Times of the … Read more
Sai De Silva of “The Real Housewives of New York City” doesn’t give a crap about having raggedy nails, but she does care deeply about toilet paper ply. The potty-mouthed content influencer famously brings her own supply of ultra-absorbent three-ply TP on vacations. And she’s open to various tissue upgrades. “You know what, I think … Read more
When Jessica dropped her young daughter, Victoria, off at her sister’s house for the afternoon, she was expecting everything to go well. Jessica had to work over the weekend, so she asked her sister – who has three kids of her own – if she could watch her daughter while she was away. But, as … Read more
They sleep with the fishes. Adventurous lovebirds with money to spare are lining up to shell $9,999 or more per night to book the world’s priciest underwater hotel room — just one of many spectacular features at the romantic and exclusive Conrad Maldives Rangali Island resort attracting boldfacers like Kris Jenner and Paul McCartney. The “first-of-its-kind” … Read more
The extreme summer heat has many people drenched in sweat outdoors, indoors and even in their sleep. Experts revealed how a sweaty night’s sleep could harbor bacteria in your pillowcase, making it more gross than a certain bathroom fixture. “Your pillowcases could be considered dirtier than the toilet. The good news is these bacteria are … Read more
Sometimes – usually when sitting on the toilet – people think of some of their best ideas. Like this one woman, who felt so strongly about public toilet etiquette, that she decided to take her rules to the bored people lurking on the internet. And went viral for it. @MaryBethMayfair took to Mumsnet recently to ask a question to her … Read more
There was a “monster” in the bathroom. A UK couple realized every child’s worst nightmare after discovering a gothic gargoyle behind the toilet of their 700-year-old home. “I couldn’t believe it. I shouted up to my wife and said ‘I’ve found a thing,” cybersecurity worker Rory Vorster, 41, told South West News Service while recounting … Read more
It was the worst seat downgrade ever. A man named Brent had a truly crappy flight after getting trapped in an airplane lavatory for 35 minutes — before eventually getting rescued by the pilot. His wife detailed his unfortunate outhouse arrest in a Reddit post taking flight online. “Don’t ask me who was flying the … Read more
As parents, we’ve all faced moments that test our patience and improvisation skills, especially if we’ve gone through the toilet training stage. A recent story shared in the Eastern Australia Suburbs Moms Group on Facebook has brought to light one such moment, which sparked a range of opinions from commenters. An anonymous woman took to the page to share a … Read more
Heading into a public bathroom is sometimes like a game of Russian Roulette. You know at least one stall will be nasty, but you’re hopeful it isn’t your turn to walk in and find it. Whether you decide to hold a squat or just flat-out refuse to use one, a viral video shows people the cleanest and safest way to … Read more
It tugged on his heartstrings, but now he can’t loosen his purse strings. Kevin Smith, who bought his childhood movie theater last year, is struggling to keep it in business. So he’s hosting a memorabilia sale there to raise funds to keep it afloat. “Theatrical exhibition is in the toilet,” Smith, 53, told NJ Advance … Read more
He was a bad “roll” model. A woman on TikTok shocked and revulsed online viewers after revealing that her ex-boyfriend didn’t use toilet paper — which ultimately led to her dumping him. Alexandra Maria Clara, from Tampa, Fla., detailed her fling with the dirty bum in a video with over 900,000 views on the app. … Read more