Listen, I don’t want to get anyone off-side, truly. But here’s a hot tip for all you smug married couples out there: back off. I say this with love, light and all that jazz. But the constant “why aren’t you married yet?” questions drive us singles – and those happily unmarried couples among us – … Read more
Now, you may be shocked to hear this … but I have a surprisingly low body count. Yes, despite all my dating adventures, I’ve managed to keep the amount of men I’ve slept with quite low. I know. Wild. Now, I’m sure a lot of you are calling BS on this but I’ve had a … Read more
Last week Crystal Hefner said something we’ve all long expected. Hugh Hefner was a bad in bed. I know. Hold me up Jesus because I think I might faint. I mean to be fair, the then 86-year-old Playboy founder’s frail old body, (I’m assuming) bad hips and old ticker probably weren’t up for a marathon … Read more
Last week I stumbled upon a room filled with single men. Some would suggest it was like a grown women’s Disneyland. (Me. I would suggest it.) And I really want to help some sisters out and tell you all where it is, but I’m a touch worried you will flock to it like horny rabbits and … Read more
Guys, I don’t know if you’ve heard … but Taylor Swift is in town. I know, she really flew under the radar with that news. But I promise you, she’s here and her new fella Travis Kelce is too. It got me thinking about them. Intimately. And I realized that Tay Tay, just like me, has … Read more
Guys, I don’t know if you’ve heard … but Taylor Swift is in town. I know, she really flew under the radar with that news. But I promise you, she’s here and her new fella Travis Kelce is too. It got me thinking about them. Intimately. And I realized that Tay Tay, just like me, has … Read more
Confession: I’ve snooped through someone’s phone. I’ve done it a couple of times. There was the time I broke up with a guy and I knew he had some nudie rudie pics on his phone so I literally broke into his house while he was asleep and deleted them. Thankfully this was pre-icloud and once they … Read more
Men, you’ve got one very specific theory about us women oh so wrong. You see, I stumbled into a conundrum this week that made me realize the statement, ‘Men are from Mars women are from Venus’ has never been truer than in this current age of dating. The way men and women think, date, seduce, … Read more
The best thing about writing a dating and sex column (aside from the numerous free pleasure devices I get sent from companies) is that every day I get to wake up and explore my favorite topic in the world. Whether it’s going on dates, reading a juicy sex survey, or getting my friends to share … Read more
More like XXXmas. Jana Kramer’s upcoming Lifetime movie, “A Cowboy Christmas Romance,” is the network’s first Christmas movie with a sex scene. The “One Tree Hill” alum, who was pregnant with her and fiancé Allan Russell’s son Roman during filming, spoke about the milestone Monday on her “Whine Down” podcast. “It’s the first [Lifetime] Christmas movie … Read more
Well, it’s official, the dating world has lost its mind. First, we were told that ethically non-monogamous relationships were the way to go. Then we were told to shack up with someone, anyone, just for the cold winter months (cuffing season). Oh, and then to dump them come summertime a.k.a ‘hot girl summer’. And now we’re being … Read more
Having been single for far too many years (for the record your Honor, situationships don’t count), I’ve experienced many life changes in my friendship groups. You have the women who are lifelong friends, the ones who you adore checking in from time to time, the ones you play a text tennis match of “we should catch … Read more
A truly tragic thing happened recently. It’s something you wouldn’t wish upon your worst enemy: I lost my sex drive. Yes. It’s true. I couldn’t find it anywhere. Not in a late-night viewing of “The Notebook” (Oh Noah). Not with my favorite battery-operated device. Not on a date with a ridiculously attractive man. Not even in the … Read more
I’m about to break girl code to reveal something here: Men, if you’ve slept with any of my friends there’s a fair chance I know your penis size. Yes, it’s true. Although, weirdly, if you’ve been dating for yonks, I probably don’t. OK, let me explain. Women love to chat. And we especially love to … Read more
The biggest gripe I hear from men on the dating app scene is that they’re not getting any matches. This usually comes down to two things: Their height and how much hair they have on their head. In terms of height, it seems anyone under six feet tall won’t get a right swipe. And I genuinely feel for … Read more
When it comes to dating, there are some very specific and perhaps slightly random “icks” that we women will simply not stand for. And the thing is, they are very simple to correct – but many of you menfolk are completely unaware that you are even doing them. So, after a disastrous date that was … Read more
A few nights ago, a male friend of mine was moaning about a predicament he had got himself in. You see, at the ripe ol’ age of 58, he was running around after two toddlers. His toddlers. To cut a long and slightly complicated story short, five years ago he left his wife for a … Read more
Fact: This week I have been sent three dick pics. THREE. I didn’t ask for any of them, but apparently, that doesn’t matter. You see, I made the mistake of venturing into the “other” folder in my Instagram DMs. Turns out gents like to show me how excited they get when I write something even … Read more
Yesterday I dedicated two hours of my life to a new reality TV show that highlights something I have known for a long time. There are fboys everywhere. And they are ridiculously good at passing as good guys during the initial chase. In fact, you would need a degree in psychology to even attempt to … Read more
It’s no secret that I like to preach from the rooftops the merits of dating a divorcee. Yes, I stand by my statement that divorced men are an untapped market we really need to lean into. They’re not seasoned pros on Tinder, they haven’t learned that it is now perfectly acceptable to ask someone out … Read more