Black Friday is this week — what better way to follow our national day of gluttony than with wanton spending? The dark architects of the American Dream insist we get fat and then buy like we are rich, and Black Friday allows us to find release in retail. And it would seem we feel the … Read more
As we gather to overindulge in honor of our most fraught national holiday, we are here to offer a different kind of dish, a round-up of what each zodiac sign brings — or doesn’t bring — to the table. We serve this generous helping of zodiac shade alongside the knowledge that the true history and … Read more
The festive season is upon us, and so too is the final Mercury retrograde of the year. Mercury is the planet of expression, processing and interpersonal dynamics. When that fleet-footed, coyote-hearted thief starts backspinning, communication is primed to break down. Mercury stations retrograde in Sagittarius on November 25, a scant three days before Thanksgiving, the … Read more
Gird your loins and bite your tongues, folks; Mercury is going retrograde. Our planet of the mind and the mouth, information and slander, connection and communion, is going retrograde in Sagittarius, the sign of philosophy, belief systems, the open road, personal narrative and essential truth. When is Mercury retrograde? Mercury will remain retrograde until December … Read more
It’s the most maligned time of the year, folks. Mercury retrograde is here to throw a wrench, elbow and faux pas into your best-laid plans for peace and merriment this holiday season. Because Mercury governs communication and commerce, its retrograde cycle has a direct bearing on both our personal and professional lives. Contrary to the terminology, … Read more
Arrows to the sky and caution to the wind, Sagittarius season is upon us. After the subterranean cavern of fear and feeling that is Scorpio season, the bright, breezy energy of Sagittarius is a welcome respite, the psychic equivalent of a Mentos commercial. Ruling the skies from Nov. 21 to Dec. 21, Sagittarius energy is … Read more
Light the fires, gas the tires, and let the good times roll, folks, we’re talking Sagittarius. This year, Sagittarius reigns from Nov. 21 to Dec. 21. People born under these stars tend to be enthusiastic, unapologetic, and generally hungry for the feast of life. Please take a peek at our list of famous Sagittarius celebrities! Arrows up, party down. Hailey … Read more
Pluto, our planet of profound change, is changing signs — are you prepared? Pluto in Aquarius 2024 On Tuesday, November 19, 2024, death daddy Pluto will leave the patriarchal scaffolding of Capricorn and set up shop — or excavate the basement — in the professionally weird, utopian leaning space cowboy climes of Aquarius. What does this once-in-a-generation … Read more
Sharpen your pencils and gird your loins, folks. Saturn, our dream-crushing planet of structure and limits, is going direct in Pisces this Friday, Nov. 15. Once considered the last planet in the solar system, Saturn is known as a malefic, associated with endings, limits, the long run, hard knocks, tough love, legacies, things built to … Read more
Horns high and defiance nigh, the last supermoon of the year is upon us. On Friday, November 15th, the full beaver moon will rise at 24 degrees in the fixed earth sign of Taurus. The blessed bull moon will appear up to 14% bigger and brighter — all the better to see the stark lines of … Read more
Let’s talk unruly offspring, folks. TikTok sensation the Astrology Bro has taken to the platform to reveal his picks for the zodiac’s top problem children, rascals, woeful whippersnappers, and enfant terrible. Read on to learn more. Aries kids are famous for their poor impulse control. AngellozOlga – stock.adobe.com The Astrology Bro puts the cardinal fire … Read more
Venus, our planet of love, attachment, attraction and wealth, is setting up shop in the cloven hooves and brass tax heart of Capricorn this week. On Tuesday, Nov. 11, at 1:26 p.m. EST, Venus trades the suede chaps of Sagittarius for the shoulder pads of Capricorn, where she will stay until Dec. 7. Named for … Read more
Third eye wide open? TikTok astrologer Maryaam Lewis-Herbert — also known as Shawty Herbs, has shared the birth chart placements she believes make a person ‘intuitive as hell.” To determine if you have any of the following psychic placements, take yourself to a birth chart generator like this one and enter your details. Get your personalized daily horoscope Find … Read more
Welcome to the preshow, folks. While Mercury, the trickster messenger planet of communication, coordination, creative expression, and information processing, doesn’t officially station retrograde until November 25th, the pre-shadow or retroshade period begins this week on November 7th. Mercury in retrograde Named for the emissary of the gods, Mercury is the patron planet of communication and thieves. Archivist … Read more
In addition to being divided into 12 signs and 12 respective houses, the zodiac wheel is quartered into the four elements: air, water, fire, and earth. Within the element of water, we find the signs Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces. While these signs each possess their own power and challenges, their ruling element lends itself to … Read more
Something wicked this way comes: Scorpio season hath arrived. Cue the smoke machines and mind control. Scorpio is the eighth sign in the zodiac wheel and is ruled by Pluto, the petite but potent planet of power, death, destruction, and transformation. Due to this influence, natives seek intensity and will not settle for the surface or second … Read more
Buckle up, my babies; this week, we have a powerful opposition between Pluto, the planet of death and destruction, and Mars, the planet of conflict, action, and aggression. If it sounds yikes, that’s because it is. The opposition is exact on November 3rd, but we will feel the effects and the heady fallout of this … Read more
Welcome to November, starseeds! After a rollicking round of October eclipses, we’re headed for another kind of reckoning: election season and the onslaught of the holidays, both of which will test our tact, strength, and ability to breathe through emotional triage. Fun. For most of this month, the sun will shine in the dark waters … Read more
It’s time to seek out your shadows and shake hands with your demons, folks — there’s a new moon shining in the sign of the scorpion. The new moon in Scorpio peaks on Nov. 1 at 8:47 a.m. Eastern Time. Scorpio is ruled by Mars, the planet of vitality, and Pluto, the luminary of death. It … Read more
As Libra, writer, and avowed lover of pageantry, Oscar Wilde once declared, “A mask tells us more than a face.” Heady, and oh so timely as the nights are growing longer, the days colder and the sentiments spookier. This Halloween, let the stars guide your getup. Oleg – stock.adobe.com Indeed, Halloween is on the horizon, … Read more