High-tech toilet can detect deadly diseases just by listening to you go

High-tech toilet can detect deadly diseases just by listening to you go

It’s number two to none. A new gripping piece of medical technology can detect fatal, fecal diseases inside a person just by listening to their symphonic sounds on the toilet, EurekAlert reported. The “diarrhea detector,” as its so aptly dubbed, is a high-tech sound system that can indicate when an individual is battling severe bowel … Read more

‘Butt doctor’ reveals why you shouldn’t use toilet paper

‘Butt doctor’ reveals why you shouldn’t use toilet paper

It was the most-coveted commodity in Australia over the course of the pandemic – but an expert known as the ‘Butt Doctor’ has revealed why he’s not a fan of toilet paper, saying that wiping “too vigorously” after doing a poo can lead to a lot of issues. Queensland, Australia-based colorectal surgeon Bradley Morris – … Read more

I took the ‘rudest hike’ from Nanny’s Breast to Nob End to Butt’s Fold

I took the ‘rudest hike’ from Nanny’s Breast to Nob End to Butt’s Fold

Just call him the cock of the walk. A British man has completed “UK’s rudest hike” by walking a whopping 326 miles from his home in Cockermouth to his brother’s address in Lickey End. James Forrest, 39, undertook his innuendo-inspired expedition earlier this month, summiting peaks such as Great Cockup, Little Cockup and Andrew’s Knob. … Read more