OK men, there’s something I’m about to share with you that will probably come as a big relief. Chatting to the girls the other night at dinner, we posed the question – would you rather a guy lasted 30 seconds or one hour in the bedroom? We all agreed, we would rather they lasted 30 … Read more
Last night, I was perusing Instagram when a video popped up of David Beckham saying the sexiest thing a man can say to a woman – “good girl”. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again – those words get me hot under the collar. But, alas, David Beckham ruined it. Yes, I never … Read more
The other morning, I woke up with the hangover of all hangovers. Note to self, never a wise idea to catch up for a “casual” drink with an ex-boyfriend. Oooft. It had all the makings of a day wasted in bed. Headache – tick, fatigue – tick, and a strange sense of arousal – tick. … Read more
Something caught my attention this week that revealed a deep, dark, shameful secret about single women. Many of us — okay, let me clarify, not me (for once) — seem to be like a bull to a red rag when it comes to married men. It appears that a wedding ring is seen as a … Read more
Oh, dear readers, brace yourselves. This week’s lesson is a classic case of “Do as I say, not as I do,” because I seem to have made the biggest of dating boo-boos. Last week, I got ghosted. Yes, after three long months of dating someone I thought was pretty darn fabulous, Casper the not-so-friendly ghost … Read more
A little while ago I was woken in the middle of the night to something prodding me from behind. I was delighted to discover it was from a randy man friend who had decided the midnight hour would be the perfect time for some handsy action during our sexy slumber party. My initial annoyance at … Read more
Warning: I’m about to share something highly confidential in the female world. It’s embarrassing, slightly bonkers, but 100 percent true. In fact, I’m very confident that I’m not the only female who does this. (I know, because every woman I asked confirmed my theory). You see, the Notes app on our phone is home to … Read more
Earlier this month, I got a creepy email from a stranger with the subject title stating: “Check your Insta inbox”. The body of the email said: “Could you please rate since you are the guru”. I instantly had a gut feeling about what it would be – a d*ck pic. And surprise surprise, lurking in … Read more
Picture this: it’s a Monday night and I find myself in a room full of experts all nodding along to a dating theory I’ve not-so-secretly harboured for a long time. That dating apps have taken a turn to the dark side, wreaking havoc on both our mental health and bank balances. Oh, I can’t tell … Read more
What if there was one word that could perfectly summarize why you are still single? Well, there may be. I just happened to stumble upon it recently and I had the biggest light bulb moment that helped me face a painful truth. It’s called “fleabagging”. And it’s safe to say I have suffered from it … Read more
Oh, the heart is a funny beast. It can lead us into all sorts of trouble. In fact, mine seems to enjoy beating twice as fast for all the wrong types of people. Why you gotta do me wrong, heart? Why? But last week, during a late-night scroll through Instagram, I stumbled upon a gem … Read more
My week started with two consecutive head-scratching “WTF” shouting moments that left me feeling like middle aged men have officially lost their minds. It first kicked off when I was scrolling through my Instagram and a friend, and media commentator posted a picture of Tucker Carlson. The caption read: “Heard Tucker Carlson give a masterful … Read more
A divorce lawyer confirmed something I’ve known for years … women cheat just as much as men. For years I’ve known a dirty little secret we women have kept close to our chests. It’s a shameful sin, but a common one. And it wasn’t until this week when I was listening to the Diary of a CEO … Read more
Here’s a sentence I never thought I would be saying … celibacy is so hot right now. I kid you not, TikTok, the oracle of all upcoming trends, has called it. Celibacy is in and sex is out. So cross your legs, ladies! Zip up your pants, gents! fizkes – stock.adobe.com Because you know a trend … Read more
Football. I could take it or leave it if I’m being honest. But watching men watching football? Well, that’s a whole other story. With that (thirst trap) in mind, myself, along with 2DAY FM’s Dave Hughes, Erin Molan, and some sexy female listeners made our way to the Sydney Swans match against Carlton game at … Read more
Fact: I often use Instagram as a dating tool. Yes, this small rectangular device that fits into the palm of our hand holds the key to all sorts of hook ups. Sure, dating apps are cute but nothing beats a cheeky slide into the DM’s of your intended crush. And I am a big believer … Read more
Last week I was fired up! To say I was at my wit’s end would be an understatement. You may remember in my column last week I was questioned why a certain breed of men seemed so angry at the moment. It was following a horrendous rant from a former “Married at First Sight” contestant – … Read more
There’s a really scary breed of men growing in numbers at the moment. You can decipher them from their permanently angry faces. Their outlandish views shared on social media. Their all-consuming obsession with women who have a public voice. Oh, and their desperate need to try to mow these women down. We saw it recently … Read more
Guys, I don’t know about monogamy. Have we been hoodwinked? Seriously. As someone who has been single for a fair chunk of my 30s, I’ve got to witness many things in my friends’ relationships, family relationships and my relationships. Close friends who are kind, considerate people with good heads on their shoulders have been caught up in … Read more
Listen, I don’t want to get anyone off-side, truly. But here’s a hot tip for all you smug married couples out there: back off. I say this with love, light and all that jazz. But the constant “why aren’t you married yet?” questions drive us singles – and those happily unmarried couples among us – … Read more
Now, you may be shocked to hear this … but I have a surprisingly low body count. Yes, despite all my dating adventures, I’ve managed to keep the amount of men I’ve slept with quite low. I know. Wild. Now, I’m sure a lot of you are calling BS on this but I’ve had a … Read more
Last week Crystal Hefner said something we’ve all long expected. Hugh Hefner was a bad in bed. I know. Hold me up Jesus because I think I might faint. I mean to be fair, the then 86-year-old Playboy founder’s frail old body, (I’m assuming) bad hips and old ticker probably weren’t up for a marathon … Read more
Last week I stumbled upon a room filled with single men. Some would suggest it was like a grown women’s Disneyland. (Me. I would suggest it.) And I really want to help some sisters out and tell you all where it is, but I’m a touch worried you will flock to it like horny rabbits and … Read more
Guys, I don’t know if you’ve heard … but Taylor Swift is in town. I know, she really flew under the radar with that news. But I promise you, she’s here and her new fella Travis Kelce is too. It got me thinking about them. Intimately. And I realized that Tay Tay, just like me, has … Read more
Guys, I don’t know if you’ve heard … but Taylor Swift is in town. I know, she really flew under the radar with that news. But I promise you, she’s here and her new fella Travis Kelce is too. It got me thinking about them. Intimately. And I realized that Tay Tay, just like me, has … Read more
Confession: I’ve snooped through someone’s phone. I’ve done it a couple of times. There was the time I broke up with a guy and I knew he had some nudie rudie pics on his phone so I literally broke into his house while he was asleep and deleted them. Thankfully this was pre-icloud and once they … Read more
Men, you’ve got one very specific theory about us women oh so wrong. You see, I stumbled into a conundrum this week that made me realize the statement, ‘Men are from Mars women are from Venus’ has never been truer than in this current age of dating. The way men and women think, date, seduce, … Read more
The best thing about writing a dating and sex column (aside from the numerous free pleasure devices I get sent from companies) is that every day I get to wake up and explore my favorite topic in the world. Whether it’s going on dates, reading a juicy sex survey, or getting my friends to share … Read more
Well, it’s official, the dating world has lost its mind. First, we were told that ethically non-monogamous relationships were the way to go. Then we were told to shack up with someone, anyone, just for the cold winter months (cuffing season). Oh, and then to dump them come summertime a.k.a ‘hot girl summer’. And now we’re being … Read more
Having been single for far too many years (for the record your Honor, situationships don’t count), I’ve experienced many life changes in my friendship groups. You have the women who are lifelong friends, the ones who you adore checking in from time to time, the ones you play a text tennis match of “we should catch … Read more
A truly tragic thing happened recently. It’s something you wouldn’t wish upon your worst enemy: I lost my sex drive. Yes. It’s true. I couldn’t find it anywhere. Not in a late-night viewing of “The Notebook” (Oh Noah). Not with my favorite battery-operated device. Not on a date with a ridiculously attractive man. Not even in the … Read more
I’m about to break girl code to reveal something here: Men, if you’ve slept with any of my friends there’s a fair chance I know your penis size. Yes, it’s true. Although, weirdly, if you’ve been dating for yonks, I probably don’t. OK, let me explain. Women love to chat. And we especially love to … Read more
The biggest gripe I hear from men on the dating app scene is that they’re not getting any matches. This usually comes down to two things: Their height and how much hair they have on their head. In terms of height, it seems anyone under six feet tall won’t get a right swipe. And I genuinely feel for … Read more
When it comes to dating, there are some very specific and perhaps slightly random “icks” that we women will simply not stand for. And the thing is, they are very simple to correct – but many of you menfolk are completely unaware that you are even doing them. So, after a disastrous date that was … Read more
A few nights ago, a male friend of mine was moaning about a predicament he had got himself in. You see, at the ripe ol’ age of 58, he was running around after two toddlers. His toddlers. To cut a long and slightly complicated story short, five years ago he left his wife for a … Read more
Fact: This week I have been sent three dick pics. THREE. I didn’t ask for any of them, but apparently, that doesn’t matter. You see, I made the mistake of venturing into the “other” folder in my Instagram DMs. Turns out gents like to show me how excited they get when I write something even … Read more
Yesterday I dedicated two hours of my life to a new reality TV show that highlights something I have known for a long time. There are fboys everywhere. And they are ridiculously good at passing as good guys during the initial chase. In fact, you would need a degree in psychology to even attempt to … Read more
It’s no secret that I like to preach from the rooftops the merits of dating a divorcee. Yes, I stand by my statement that divorced men are an untapped market we really need to lean into. They’re not seasoned pros on Tinder, they haven’t learned that it is now perfectly acceptable to ask someone out … Read more
The other night I was getting hot and heavy between the sheets. It was around 10pm and I was really getting raunchy. There was no man in my bed though, rather … in my hand. You see, I was tapping into that secret love language no one talks about: sexting. I’ve got a guy that … Read more
The other night I got called out for a deed I was doing in the bedroom that was really messing with my mojo. I thought I was going undercover with this sneaky maneuver, but oh no it was outrageously obvious to the dude I was nude with. He called me out on it, and I … Read more
Last year I got dumped. Oh, I got dumped so bad! It was following a weekend away together that resulted in an almighty row. Both having fiery personalities, we really set fire to the end our relationship. It wasn’t until he told me to never contact him again that I took it seriously. Especially when … Read more
On Wednesday night, I was at a very fancy restaurant opening. It was one of those events that makes you instantly regret your outfit choice and the limp GHD curls you attempted before quickly running out the door. You see, it was filled with models and influencers and basically, anyone pretty enough to belong on … Read more
The mind is a curious thing. Just when you think you’ve got a full scope on things, like your sexuality, life throws a curve ball at you. And no, before you sit forward in anticipation, this is not an article where I “come out” but there is a new sexuality term that has left me scratching … Read more
Question: Why is sex with the wrong guy always the hottest kind of sex? Seriously! It was a topic that came up in conversation with my girlfriends the other night over drinks. OK, full disclosure, it was Valentine’s Night and we had met for a post-work cocktail and commiseration. You see, we are all single, and all … Read more
Dear Gents, It has come to my attention that you are all a little fragile when it comes to the size of your penis. Or in the words of Prince Harry, your “todger”. According to a study, a whopping 60 percent of men are unhappy with the size of their manhood. I was sent an email … Read more
I’ve never really thought I had a type. For example, on Tuesday morning I stumbled upon the most magnificent-looking man I’ve ever seen and he was roughly 5 foot 6 (at a stretch!). I’ve got a date next week with a bloke who is 6 foot 3! I don’t care what ethnicity they are, what color their … Read more
Ever been told you’re not ‘marriage material’? I know I have, numerous times. Usually from someone who frowns at my hedonistic lifestyle. “Keep dating all those blokes Jana and you’ll get a reputation,” one great Aunt likes to constantly remind me. Take a deep dive into my DMs and you’ll find many an angry gent ranting on … Read more
The other day I was at dinner with my favorite gay husband aka ‘gusband’ and we were halfway through a bottle of red, so of course, the conversation quickly delved into my favorite topic: our sex lives. As I am basically a nun at the moment *sigh*, my friend’s update was far more interesting. He revealed … Read more
Dating columnist Jana Hocking explains why she’s quiet quitting men. Source link
There’s a horrifying new trend I’ve noticed that guarantees you the best sex of your life. It first came to my attention when I started doing a ‘Tell me a saucy secret’ Q&A on my Instagram each Monday night to fend off boredom that comes with the start of the week. First off, people were … Read more