It’s finger lickin’ good. KFC is hoping their new holiday product will be on everyone’s lips — literally. The fast food chain has launched Lickable Wrapping Paper for the gifting season. The limited-edition paper purportedly tastes like KFC’s Original Recipe Chicken “with a refreshing hit of cranberry sauce and an aromatic pinch of sage from … Read more
A cry for help? After a TikTok user complained that she weeps “a lot a lot” when chopping onions, an emergency medicine physician shared a tissue-free slicing strategy that he swears is a cut above the rest. “I’m gonna teach you how to never cry again cutting onions,” Dr. Joe Whittington declared on TikTok this month. Dicing an … Read more
What a load of crap! While the apocalyptic days of extreme toilet paper shortages may be behind us, the industry is still gaming sup-ply and demand, a new report reveals. Since 2020, the nature calls necessity has been subject to wild price increases — and in subsequent years has been subject to serious shrinkflation, analysts at … Read more
Celine Dion’s fans are on fire over a report in a French newspaper alleging the chanteuse lip-synced to a pre-recorded track at the Paris Olympics opening ceremony. The claims surfaced on Friday, Oct. 11, one day after Dion, 56, released a single of her Olympics performance — “Hymne à l’amour – Live from the Olympic … Read more
When doves cry. Halle Berry revealed that Prince once asked her out at one of his concerts — and she turned the rock star down. The Oscar-winning actress, 58, appeared on the Sept. 23 episode of “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” and revealed that she had a shot with Prince. “Is it true that Michael Jackson asked … Read more
An Australian man has unleashed on Virgin Australia, after a tiny mark on his partner’s passport stopped them from boarding a flight to Bali. Sean Ferres, a Gold Coast-based DJ and music producer, along with his girlfriend Brooke, were headed to the popular island destination when she was stopped because of a “microscopic coffee stain” … Read more
Is it Fyber Fest? Incensed guests at New York’s Vegandale are comparing the much-hyped plant-based bash to the “Fyre Festival” due to its hours-long lines, water and toilet paper shortages and other issues. “We were starving and cranky and miserable,” Rocco Marrongelli, 46, a graphic designer from Queens, told the New York Times of the … Read more
Sai De Silva of “The Real Housewives of New York City” doesn’t give a crap about having raggedy nails, but she does care deeply about toilet paper ply. The potty-mouthed content influencer famously brings her own supply of ultra-absorbent three-ply TP on vacations. And she’s open to various tissue upgrades. “You know what, I think … Read more
Don’t tell Mulder and Scully. An academic in England says Earthlings are having too close of an encounter with UFO conspiracies and that it “is no longer a quirk, but a widespread societal problem.” “This belief is slightly paradoxical as we have zero evidence that aliens even exist,” Tony Milligan, a research fellow in the … Read more
Cut! That’s a study. If you’ve ever wondered why even the smallest sliver of paper can slice up your fingers, you’re not alone. It’s a painful riddle that plagued researcher Kaare Jensen enough to launch a scientific study. The study showed that paper thickness of 65 micrometers slicing at an angle was the perfect storm … Read more
Ralph, paper, scissors? Internet clout-seekers have devised a new foolhardy food challenge in which bozos play the hand-flinging “rock, paper, scissors” game to determine who has to ingest an obscene amount of fast food, as seen in vomit-inducing TikTok videos with millions of views. Dubbed the “Rock, Paper, Scissors Challenge,” this bloat-inducing biathlon sees two … Read more
Restaurant patrons have had their fill of menu QR codes. Once a new-age innovation to easily and quickly access menus on your smartphone, the existence of the humble barcode plastered to the table is now the hallmark of a tacky eatery. “It’s like self-checkout or putting your own IKEA stuff together,” Oz du Soleil, a 59-year-old software … Read more
The Nintendo Switch remake of the iconic role-playing game “Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door” features a transgender character, the game’s creators confirmed. The trans character, Vivian, originally appeared in the 2004 version of the game, which was released for Nintendo Game Cube. In the new update of the game, released on Thursday, Vivian — who … Read more
The BEC (Bacon-Egg-Cheese) is a classic breakfast order that is sure to leave you satisfied — but there’s one thing that makes the deli sandwich hole. When you get your BEC at the bodega — whether on a fluffy roll, a classic NYC bagel or a hero — it’s most likely wrapped in a very … Read more
Prince Harry unexpectedly withdrew his libel case against a UK newspaper Friday – just hours before he was set to turn over relevant documents to the High Court. Lawyers for the disgruntled duke, 39, announced at 10 a.m. Friday that he was “discontinuing” the case against the Mail on Sunday, the Telegraph reported. Harry now faces … Read more
The results are in. The tiny “non-human” mummified remains found in Peru over the summer that spurred dozens of alien conspiracy theories are nothing more than dolls, forensic experts ruled. The creepy figures — with only three fingers on each hand and elongated ET-style heads — are made with paper, glue, metal and human and animal bones, … Read more
He was a bad “roll” model. A woman on TikTok shocked and revulsed online viewers after revealing that her ex-boyfriend didn’t use toilet paper — which ultimately led to her dumping him. Alexandra Maria Clara, from Tampa, Fla., detailed her fling with the dirty bum in a video with over 900,000 views on the app. … Read more
Gone are the days of spending just 5 cents for a paper bag from the grocery store — this one will cost you $2,500. Earlier this year, Bottega Veneta released its “Raw Paper Leather Top-Handle Bag,” a purse that looks identical to a paper grocery bag with a hefty price tag of $1,900 for the … Read more
What a poopy reason to get dumped. Some ill-fated relationships go swirling down the drain after one or both partners cheat. Some hit the skids when a lover gets tangled in a lie. But these two sweeties went stinky over a roll of bathroom tissue and an incredibly crappy attitude. “I’m breaking up with the guy I’m … Read more
If you’re a loyal toilet paper user, you’ve probably never questioned exactly how hygienic your wiping is. Here’s why experts recommend mixing up your bathroom habits in favor of a more efficient method. In Australia, using toilet paper is second nature for most of us. Since graduating from nappies, wiping after each visit to the … Read more